Timepass / Uncle Ehsan's Baithak - August 2012

KKF · August 4, 2012, 2:37pm

Re: Timepass / Uncle Ehsan’s Baithak - August 2012

saas apne daamaad kii Khair beTii kii zindagii tak hii to manaayegii…uske ba’d bhalaa kiuN manaayegii? uskaa kia interest hogaa?

Asif971 · August 4, 2012, 2:41pm

Re: Timepass / Uncle Ehsan’s Baithak - August 2012

Damaad paise wala ho to doosri beti ka haath thama degi

ehsan · August 4, 2012, 3:48pm

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bethek mere hai toh hukum bhi mera.

Hamaraa 1000 toh kiya 1,000,000 bhi aap kay 90 ka muqabla nahin ker sakta.

jiia · August 4, 2012, 3:59pm

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qabza group se rabta kerna pare ga

KKF · August 4, 2012, 4:03pm

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jo daamaad ameer hogaa vo duusrii shaadii hii kiuN karegaa? goyaa k ek bahen ne aadhaa deevaaliya [bankrupt] banaayaa to pooraa deevaaliya duusrii bahen banaayegii? paagal hii hogaa jo duusrii bahen se shaadii karegaa!

Asif971 · August 4, 2012, 4:10pm

Re: Timepass / Uncle Ehsan’s Baithak - August 2012

Ji

woh to yehi kahe ga

Mujhe narkh se azaadi mil gai

jeete ji jannat mil gai

sarmad786 · August 4, 2012, 4:10pm

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abhi tak 1000 nhi hue… koi haal nhi hai

Asif971 · August 4, 2012, 4:14pm

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jiia · August 4, 2012, 4:16pm

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ho jaty ager tumne apna mu bhi khola hota

sarmad786 · August 4, 2012, 4:20pm

Re: Timepass / Uncle Ehsan's Baithak - August 2012

aap kaun ????

jiia · August 4, 2012, 4:26pm

Re: Timepass / Uncle Ehsan's Baithak - August 2012

aap koun????kam hi dekha hy yahan

Asif971 · August 4, 2012, 4:30pm

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KKF · August 4, 2012, 4:33pm

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“jeete jii jannat mil gaii”? isii liye to kahaa thaa k agar aisaa kiyaa to yaqeenan paagal hogaa!

Asif971 · August 4, 2012, 4:36pm

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Hmmm

Aap ne India ka jhanda nahi lagaya???

KKF · August 4, 2012, 4:39pm

Re: Timepass / Uncle Ehsan’s Baithak - August 2012

maiN kiuN lagaauuN? maiN to kanaaDiyan huN! lol

**merii Hubb-ul-watanii shor sharaabe yaa jhanDe meN nahiiN bal k hard work and sincerity men hai!

**…bajaa farmaayaa na maiN ne?

Asif971 · August 4, 2012, 4:44pm

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Han Chacha

Apne mulk ka naam roshan karna hi to hub ul watni hai

Na k

Akhbar parh k chai peete hue mulk k halaat per tabsarah karna

ehsan · August 4, 2012, 4:51pm

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Copy cat.

KKF · August 4, 2012, 4:53pm

Re: Timepass / Uncle Ehsan’s Baithak - August 2012

bajaa farmaayaa, bhateeje! to yeh sab chhoRo aur lag lo…chalo, homework detaa huN…jaao aur water ONLY se car chalaao!!!

Asif971 · August 4, 2012, 4:58pm

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Jab Allah k karam se jaib mein petrol k paise hain tab tak chalne do

KKF · August 4, 2012, 5:08pm

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petrol to jeb meN nahiiN rakh rakkhaa? aag lag saktii hai!