Time Pass - March 2012

Arts & Culture Poetry ( Intikhaab & Sho'ra-e-Gupshup)
821

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

Bahir ka to pata nahin.. AC ka 25 hai… I think temperature outside is below 30.

PS: Mosam to insaan ke ander hota hai

822

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

Aap Mosamyaat main kaam karte hain :hmmm:

823

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

nai mai ne google se pocha hay mosem ka haal :@:

824

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

Mosam ka haal to aap google se pata karte hain.. aur unke dil ka haal kon batata hai :@:

825

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

main khud pata kar laita hon wo :@:

826

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IS Bhai.. aap dil ke doctor to nahi :slight_smile:

827

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

nai main apni wife k dil ka doctor hon only :smiley:

828

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

:mash: Jeete rahen khush rahen…

829

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

AOA koi hia :hula:

830

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

:wsalam:

Kiyun aap ne aaj haleem ki dawat karni hai yahan?

831

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

IS@ :d:no: mujy lagta hy…

832

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

oh achaa mein pic kheencti hoon :blush: Warna aadhi haleem to khatam ho gai :stuck_out_tongue:

833

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

:nahi:

834

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

kaya karein bachon and hubz se sabr hi nahi hoa :cb: sab itnay bhookay hotay hian. Eik joke yaad aa gaya :cb:

835

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

Baqol Ehsan Uncle 10 din ki daal ki baad 11 din haleem mile ga to main bhi khush hoonga… Joke kia tha :faizy:

836

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

mein khaati her cheez nahi hoon magar banati sab hoon :crying:

Joke yeh thaa eik dafa eik biwi khana bana rahi thi , eik faqeer nay khana maanga and kaha"bhookay ko khana day do" Biwi angry mood mein thi boli “bhooka ghar per nahi ahi , office gaya hai aaye gaa to doon gi.” :cb:

837

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

mujhe wo joke yaad agaya jisme ek faqeer ek ghar ke bahar jaker roti maangta hai…
Aurat::Abhi roti nahi bani hai
Faqeer:: Yeh mera number rakhlien jab roti ban jaye to mobile per call kar lein..
Aurat::number rehene dein main facebook per status update ker dungi…:smiley:

838

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

:hehe:

839

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

Per jab uske paas mobile bhi tha, facebook bhi tha.. to wo khana kiyun mangne gaya tha. Aap ke option hain:

(1) Uski Bivi badmaza khana banati thi

(2) Uski Bivi Maike gai hui thi

(3) Bade logon ki badi baten

Reply is must

840

Re: Time Pass - March 2012

Ninja… Maine aap se ek MCQ poocha tha, History ka parcha to nahin thamaya tha :naraz: