Thred for Guys, no periods or waxing tips here

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Why are women answering my posts? This is a man's thread. I don't come into your threads and make suggestions on your feminine issues. So until you can pee standing up, please refrain from answering. Secondly, if crapping in the woods, first of all, I would try to crap standing up, that would just be messy, secondly, there is no danger of splattering, splattering, in my opinion, by definition has to do with liquid. So unless I have severe diarrhea, that shouldn't be an issue. If I DO have severe diarrhea, I refrain from going into the woods.

(girls, I'm kidding, don't get offended, but I have to keep up the pretense of manly man behavior)

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Well whatever you wanna call it, wudn't it get on ur clothes n stuff ?? I dunno how ppl in pak do it w/o ruining their clothes :(

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piss down hill and shoot straight :smiley:

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[quote=“aahmed”]
Why are women answering my posts? This is a man’s thread. I don’t come into your threads and make suggestions on your feminine issues. So until you can pee standing up, please refrain from answering. QUOTE]

just for info: women can/do pee standing up.:rolleyes:

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In what magical land is this kind of behavior taking place? I must visit.

Jasoos, if you’re gonna expense it, buy one of them new Volvo S80s, they’re shiny. And thanks for your advice regarding pissing downhill. See, a man actually has a reasonable response. Women, can’t live with em, can’t shoot em…

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not my place to say it ...forgive me jasoos bhai. but women CAN pee standing up.

american women do it all the time in public bathrooms leaving the toilets all dirty after they are done.

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Yeh kaisa jaahil answer hai, American women, apni taraf sai. Have you SEEN them do it, if you have, you need to stop peeking into occupied stalls? So far, American women:

  • are all whores
  • pee standing up
  • are always looking to corrupt a nice pakistani boy
  • are bad mothers
  • always dress skimpy

Am I missing anything?

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yes.. they marry idiots.

j/k :kiss:

edit: uh oh.. should’ve read this before posting..

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calm down. they do it so they dont have to sit on the seats.

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use a bit, so the girls can come close to you and smell you and then say,

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. what is that.

The first thing that comes to your mind...
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LMAO :rotfl:

You would rather do it in your pants then?

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No one answered my question !! :(

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your question smells really bad sara

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thanks for answering.