I think I know how you feel mate.
Salam,
Haye Allah! So this is what aap sub do here? Aisi Aisi baatein? Tauba Tauba. Well, free speech I guess.
By the way, I asked Aba Jaan once when we were having Health Education in high school what Sex is, and well, he said keh Sex is not a good thing to talk about meri bachi, abhi umr nahin hai aap ki aisi baatein karni ki. Anyways, mein poochti hoon, kub umr hai aisi baatein karni ki? Jub shaadi ki baat aati hai, when it comes to my marriage baat, I am big enough. But when it comes to talk about Sex, I am not old enough? NO FAIR! I am glad there is no age limit in this fora. I am hoping to learn some achi baatein here.
I am assumin all of you have had sex since most of you seem to be so well versed in all this (mashallah). Carry on then, I have my reading chashmas on.
Your Truely,
Amrecan Billo Curiously Reading
Sorry Shpooki, I realized that last line in my post didn't come out right... I didn't mean to sound patronizing at all.
kidda ppl?!?!?
me backz!
one word!
bull!
byez
phool(!)
if u havnet had sex or havent had a good one.... try persian. its the best ever.
give me sex or give me death.
[This message has been edited by mundyaa (edited November 09, 1999).]
Billo ji, the best way to learn the following things...
1. English
2. Sex
3. Crap
Start watching sitcoms, they'll teach you good. Trust me.
Billo,
if you want good advice ask Rundi Lahori (ahem, ahem)
She is well versed in these matters. and as you both like to ahem, ahem I am sure you will get on like a house on fire.
Two beautiful ladies; one born on the wrong side of the tracks one born on the right. Isn't life strange?
shpookz... ya :)
Adaab,
Woh kiya hai keh Shpooki jee, Aba and Ammi Jaan dont let us kids watch those Sitcom things. We are just allowed to watch the sports and business section of the news because after the Bill Sahib aur Monica incident, news have been off limits to us also. Ok, shayed mein exaggerate kar rahi hoon. They watch the 5:30 pm news and then censor it for us and let us watch the 6:00pm news on CNN.
Aur Janab Xtreme sahib, yeh Rundi Lahori koon hain? Toba Toba, sharam nahin aati aisay burray naam rakhtay hain kuch log. Waisay, I wasnt born on the side of a track in Lahore. Billo to mujhey piyar say log kehtay hain, Amrecan mein nay buss youn hi saath laga diya. After all, be Amrecan, be Amrecan, right? Aur yeh "ahem ahem" kiya hai? Why does only Rundi (uff kaisa bayhooda naam hai) like to "ahem ahem"? Thats strange, very strange.
Yours Truely,
Amrecan Billo is not Punjabi
Oh, I had that problem of not being able to watch TV. But only before I came to Canada. Now its all good, they finally realized I'm older and matured than I was (yeah right) and they let me watch pretty much what I want to.(Hell I wish.) They do bump in here and there but since I'm not watching nothing wrong, they've got nothing to worry about.
I'm not bragging or anything but the last time I watched and the only time I watched a porn flick was in the 9th grade, about six years ago. I decided that porn was only good for you if you were in a comitted realtionship, havent tried it again since...
the point I want to make is that in one way or the other, your parents are right and would never hurt to listen to them. I realize that now.
Well, take care.