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hehehehe…I normally kick my friends’ butts if i find out that they are being naughty 
kis ko kah rahi hho ? 
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Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….
kisi ko nahi yaar yeh sirf ek joke hai
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ok got it :)
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Mohabbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum thy chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye….
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yar akk baat batao? BF rakhnay ka mujay boohat shauq haa.
app main say b kisis ko ha?
but BF banaoon kesay ?
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sharam karo tum sb meri burai karing :ASA:
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iss mauqay par b koyee poetry haa, ap kay pas ?
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^:cb: are u making these up as we go ?
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jokes passand aye bas ke aur sunau
kaun u ke buraai ka rahi hai 
nahi lethal bhai , main to just kah rahi the k wapis aa kar batna k kon si sabzi lain haan 
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Dard ya joke thay
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kyu aap ko kya laga ke jeh exams ke paper the kya
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@ dard 
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yar ya AK bore hoo rahe thee, abb kahan gayee?
aur ya lethal bhai sabzi pakanay lagay haan?
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ek aur jokes
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
tum 
i’m not ur bhai vai neither i’m flooder 