Re: the pervert in me..has died
Brother Amir : your views will kill the perv in you as well. let me explain how.Since your views arent acceptable by most ladies, noone would like to have the sweet talk with you which will cause the pervert to starve and then u know the rest. Dont let it die my brother
to the ladies: Mere pervert ka khoon aap ke sar jata hai 
because you try not to get too frank with me