The perfect woman

skhan · February 25, 2010, 10:42pm

Re: The perfect woman

rational, insanity can only be exploited for so long
smart, don't make me explain stuff and you better realize when im making fun of you
hot, need i say more
has a consience, im not an angel but dont wanna end up in hell either
has ambition beyond parathay and diapers
funny, actually i can make up for that, so lets go for hot again
believes all my conspiracy theories
mastered all forms of cuisine
sucks at video games
has no stalker issues

samb · February 25, 2010, 10:53pm

the perfect woman has a divine behind. everything else is irrelevant.

baron · February 25, 2010, 11:07pm

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London based entrepreneur, 41 is seeking a person of at least graduate calibre, highly motivated and with a strong desire to be successful in whatever they do, for a challenging position of long term partner/wife.

The successful candidate will have a proven track record of handling a wide variety of situations and challenges, good organisational skills, common sense and personal initiative while being able to teamwork. Excellent personal manner, creativity and artistic approach are important and for the right person the job will be a varied, exciting and challenging position.

Operating from the stylish premises in North London in a fun and supportive atmosphere, you’ll deal with high-priority tasks and use proactive methods in managing overall workload. Specific duties include, but not limited to:

• Creating and maintaining positive atmosphere in the immediate environment
• Coordinating meeting food/catering requests
• Anticipating and planing for upcoming needs
• Child bearing and upbringing
• Maintaining stylish looks of herself and the immediate surroundings

No ironing skills are required for this position.

The compensation is negotiable. This is a permanent position following a period of probation.

You’d need

• To be well-spoken, charming and outgoing
• Have interest in arts, sport and literature
• Be smart in appearance
• Be between 25 and 35 years of age

Sexual fluency is a plus but not crucial as training will be provided.

Please apply via email enclosing covering letter explaining why you think you are the right candidate. Please enclose full CV, some photographs and brief description of your expectations from this position.

Not my post of course, but I loved it nonetheless.

PyariCgudia · February 25, 2010, 11:26pm

Re: The perfect woman

Haha, that is cute.

soni27 · February 25, 2010, 11:59pm

what exactly does cheeky mean?

diwana · February 26, 2010, 12:32am

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^The one with big cheeks...who can blow balloons on birthday party real well...

CM · February 26, 2010, 5:57am

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Since my post was removed I shall post it again :D

Small mouth - not too much talking
Big breasts
Small waist
Big ol' butt.

Miss_Noland · February 26, 2010, 6:17am

Reminds of Sir Mixalot's I like big butts... :D

hareem01 · February 26, 2010, 9:51am

lolz

hareem01 · February 26, 2010, 9:53am

I think I just found the perfect match.

AngelMist · February 26, 2010, 10:44am

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^haha hareem

Stardust09 · February 26, 2010, 10:54am

and the perfect man has the ability to look at a woman’s face all the time whilst talking to her.

hareem, you’re spot on!

CM · February 26, 2010, 11:36am

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Nah her mouth is too big :D Otherwise she is perfect! :D

Stardust09 · February 26, 2010, 11:39am

Re: The perfect woman

what's so good about perfection? why cant we all just laugh at each other's imperfections?

hareem01 · February 26, 2010, 12:19pm

Don't worry, she doesn't talk much...infact she can hardly breathe because of that corset she wears 24/7. lol

CM · February 26, 2010, 12:22pm

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I am into natural madam. Corset won't be on her 99% of the time :D

hareem01 · February 26, 2010, 12:25pm

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^now you’re just making excuses…:pcg:

Stardust09 · February 26, 2010, 1:11pm

Re: The perfect woman

ewwww

samb · February 26, 2010, 11:01pm

firstly, no such man exists.

secondly, he could be looking at her face but I think we all know what's going on in his head.

Shak · February 26, 2010, 11:22pm

@ samb

I usually look at surroundings while I am talking to a girl and glance at her face every few seconds