The perfect woman

Lifestyle Relationships
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Re: The perfect woman

  1. rational, insanity can only be exploited for so long
  2. smart, don’t make me explain stuff and you better realize when im making fun of you
  3. hot, need i say more
  4. has a consience, im not an angel but dont wanna end up in hell either
  5. has ambition beyond parathay and diapers
  6. funny, actually i can make up for that, so lets go for hot again
  7. believes all my conspiracy theories
  8. mastered all forms of cuisine
  9. sucks at video games
  10. has no stalker issues
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the perfect woman has a divine behind. everything else is irrelevant.

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Not my post of course, but I loved it nonetheless.

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Haha, that is cute.

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what exactly does cheeky mean?

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^The one with big cheeks…who can blow balloons on birthday party real well…

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Since my post was removed I shall post it again :smiley:

  1. Small mouth - not too much talking
  2. Big breasts
  3. Small waist
  4. Big ol’ butt.
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Reminds of Sir Mixalot’s I like big butts… :smiley:

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lolz

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I think I just found the perfect match.

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^haha hareem :rotfl:

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and the perfect man has the ability to look at a woman’s face all the time whilst talking to her.

hareem, you’re spot on! :slight_smile:

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Nah her mouth is too big :smiley: Otherwise she is perfect! :smiley:

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what’s so good about perfection? why cant we all just laugh at each other’s imperfections?

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Don’t worry, she doesn’t talk much…infact she can hardly breathe because of that corset she wears 24/7. lol

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I am into natural madam. Corset won’t be on her 99% of the time :smiley:

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^now you’re just making excuses…:pcg:

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Re: The perfect woman

ewwww

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firstly, no such man exists.

secondly, he could be looking at her face but I think we all know what’s going on in his head.

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:rotfl:@ samb

I usually look at surroundings while I am talking to a girl and glance at her face every few seconds :hehe: