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the king realised that purple unicorns are Lucky Unicorns
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So he ordered her brother to be cloned.
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once put into the clone machine, the unicorn suddenly shrank
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and the king shouted "honey, i shrunk the unicorn!"
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the kings wife (queen) rushed to the scene to watch
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Amazed at what she was, she quickly knitted him a sweater.
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they noticed the unicorn was unisex and so they gave the unicorn a name
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And called him Baljinder.
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The wisemen were called to discuss what to do with the unicorn
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But they loved the name so much they all decided to get sikh names.
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but that had to wait, because it was lunchtime
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So instead, they performed bhangra on their way to the cafeteria.
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and one of the wisemen threw up because he had stomach flu 
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and another of the wisemen was fasting :(
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So the biryani was wasted and fed to the cows and horses.
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the fasting wisemen replied, "noooo put it in the fridge" :(
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And the queen quickly saved a plate and made some pakoRas and chutney as well!
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the wisemen was happy and thanked the queen :D
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The little dog laughed to see such sport.
And the dish ran away with the spoon.