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and both of em looked gay

.. but then her neighborhood moulvi told her that marrying 3 at one time is haraam .. so her 2 and 3rd nikah are not valid ...

and then she thought about the gender change surgery so that she could marry 4 diffrent ppl

(lol!:D:biggthumb)
she cudnt remember who she married first.......

so she asked Lex if ....

would u pay for my surgery?? and lex replied...

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he cud have the surgery!

... only on one condition ....

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........''you have to defeat superman for me - i'm to weak!'' he said to her

and lex replied "to defeat superman i need loads of energy, so make me a glass of lussi"

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''no!'' she said ''am not a desi larki!!''

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then poor lex had to ask for a creamy milk shake

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she made him the milkshake..........

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the sight of lex drinking milkshake made superman's mouth to water so he made a sad face and asked for one too.

Lois whispered to him, 'you cant have one as this has poison in it'

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she gave him one too, - now there were equally powerful.......

both lex and superman felt so heavy and tired after drinking milkshake that they wanted to sleep,,, but...........

.. there was only one small bed there, so superman said ...

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'let's get married'

and the same molvi came back and reminded em that gay marriage is not allowed in islam. and lois told em again that u r supposed to be fighting.