The Lighter Side Of ...

[Adrasteia]

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@hin33

haan logo ko khushian samitnay do..

koi merta hai to merey

can some mod pls take all my posts out of this ‘happy’ thread..

aisa karo, aaj mar hi jaao

har waqt sirf dhamkiaan daiti rahti hoo

[niyal]

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@hin33

men are not only non-multi-taskers .. they are in most cases X2remly Shy

@TLK

To much depression in the forum now a days. This is holiday season. Need to cheer up folks.

So folks, I want peope to talk about lighter stuff, something funny, something that makes you smile or laugh or whatever.

I was talking about Guys good in multi-tasking in another thread, X2 opened a thread about women doing make-up and driving.

Here is a kicker based on that

26 February 2007, California) 29-year-old Oscar was driving on Highway 99 near Yuba City, when his Honda Accord crossed into oncoming traffic and collided with a Hummer. The occupants of the Hummer were not seriously injured. California Highway Patrol officers found Oscar’s laptop still running, and plugged into the car’s cigarette lighter. Investigators believe that he was using it when his car crossed the center line
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“Driving is not a time to be practicing your multitasking skills,” remarked CHP spokesman Tom Marshall

On a serious note
I was one day driving the car with my DAD. and I hope you understand what that means , being extra carefull and showing my extra ordinary skills to him ,
at the end of the road there was an old woman carrying some thing on her head trying to cross over , on seeing her my dad said , politely , slow it down
I being an expert thought that i would cross before she crosses D
But i had to stop when i was too near her ,
then my Dad , told me that he would never sit in the car next time with me
HE did not like my driving skills , though i was not multi-tasking

[TLK]

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Mujhay mardoon say aajkal allergy chal rahi hay

aur mujhay to hameshaa say thee.

kumbakht murd kahiN kay

[TofiBaba]

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Snow honay se saaray keeray makoray mar jaatay hain.
Adra, anti-allergy pills baijoon?

[Aliyish]

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@TLK

Send that to me, I will pass them on to my wife

ji ji, promise

after all I need to know what messages she is getting

Spying hubby

@adrasteia

Ziyada free mat hoon

Mujhay mardoon say aajkal allergy chal rahi hay

for how long?

@TLK

aur mujhay to hameshaa say thee.

kumbakht murd kahiN kay

kahan kay ?

[niyal]

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So mod topi phay'hantay hain:) koN phayna taH hai inko topiyaan ?

for example , konsa kam karwaliaa :) sab kuch tu hum khud kartay hain !

roti pukanay say batain sunnain tuk :D

[zobia]

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:YES!: men are multi task…let them give all the offical homez-work

[UZ]

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@TLK

Send that to me, I will pass them on to my wife

ji ji, promise

after all I need to know what messages she is getting

Shak kerna achi baat nahi hoti TLK bhaii Adre to shareef khatoon hai

[UZ]

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@zobia

:YES!: men are multi task…let them give all the offical homez-work

:YES!: haan chalo sare kaam in ke hawaley karo

[Adrasteia]

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@ume-zafeerah

Adre to shareef khatoon hai

Thankyou Ume, sharafat ka tau zamana hi naheen raha
soch rahi hoon ghundagardi shuroo kar doon

[UZ]

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haan logo ko khushian samitnay do..

koi merta hai to merey

can some mod pls take all my posts out of this 'happy' thread..

lagta hia weather ne tumhain depress ker diya hai hinn come to AZ its beautiful theses days.

[UZ]

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Thankyou Ume, sharafat ka tau zamana hi naheen raha soch rahi hoon ghundagardi shuroo kar doon :ASA:

Der kahey ko jaldi karein general mein kaafi logo ko danda lagana hai :ASA:

[Aliyish]

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@niyal

roti pukanay say batain sunnain tuk

well we men are better chef then you gals

@ume-zafeerah

Shak kerna achi baat nahi hoti TLK bhaii Adre to shareef khatoon hai

or Shaarafaat do chezo ka majmoa hai , SHaar Or afaat

@adrasteia

soch rahi hoon ghundagardi shuroo kar doon

kardooonn :aq:

[TLK]

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@ume-zafeerah

Shak kerna achi baat nahi hoti TLK bhaii Adre to shareef khatoon hai

Shak thoree ker rahaa hooN Apaa. A simple scan of messages and mybe little editing here and there would help my wife to get the jest of it.

[TLK]

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Thankyou Ume, sharafat ka tau zamana hi naheen raha

yeah sharafat kon sahab haiN Aapaa Begum. Aur kyaa ho gayaa un kay zamaanay ko :LB:

[X2]

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TLK is an awaal darjay ka ghatiya and chichora insaan, he sends txt msgs to girls and then if they get mad at him he says ohhhh it was not for you it was for my wife..

yuck thoo...maila aadmi, geela uncle.

[UZ]

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@Aliyish

well we men are better chef then you gals

or Shaarafaat do chezo ka majmoa hai , SHaar Or afaat

kardooonn :aq:

woh admiyon per ziada fit hai shareeff family per khasoosi:D

@TLK

Shak thoree ker rahaa hooN Apaa. A simple scan of messages and mybe little editing here and there would help my wife to get the jest of it.

taa ke unhian yeh naa pata chaley ke aap and adre kis kisam ki baatein kerte hain

[UZ]

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@X2

TLK is an awaal darjay ka ghatiya and chichora insaan, he sends txt msgs to girls and then if they get mad at him he says ohhhh it was not for you it was for my wife..

yuck thoo…maila aadmi, geela uncle.

kaheen aap ki company mein to nahi raha X2

[Adrasteia]

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@X2

TLK is an awaal darjay ka ghatiya and chichora insaan, he sends txt msgs to girls and then if they get mad at him he says ohhhh it was not for you it was for my wife..

yuck thoo…maila aadmi, geela uncle.

So when are you gracing my inbox with your txts???

[TLK]

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TLK is an awaal darjay ka ghatiya and chichora insaan, he sends txt msgs to girls and then if they get mad at him he says ohhhh it was not for you it was for my wife..

yuck thoo...maila aadmi, geela uncle.

Bhai sahab, I can see a lot of jealousy in your tone. I might've invented this methododlgy but dont have any patent rights on it, yet. Feel free to use that.