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Bad decisions make good stories.
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Husband: "I had a dream about you."
Wife: "Awwwwww."
Husband: "Yeah, you died..."
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Last one was mean! But others were funny :)
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no more??
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: ‘Hold my purse.
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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**Eastern Dresses **:biggthumb:
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Thanks - here I go again ;)
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
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Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.