Re: The Alternative Dictionary
Here are some more:
1.Abstract painting:----Pigments of the imagination.
2.Abominable:----Condition of a prize ox who has accidentlally consumed a hand grenade while foraging in aminefield for sweet grass
3Alter Ego:----A very self engrossed priest.
4.Amphibious:----Given to compulsive lying..
5.Alimony:----A matrimonial war debt.
6.Blond:----Affair girl.
7.Block letters:----Final correpondence written by people sentenced to the gullotine.
8.Bugbear:-----A naked beetle.
9.Bridge:---This was the best indoor game in the world until the invention of girls.
10.Bravery:---The courage to admit you are a coward.