that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

[sac]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

@evilmastermind

wwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaannn

What have I done sooo wrong that THAT AUNTY haad dhou kar peechay parh gayeeN hain

Now she got my home phone number to talk to my mom

and Today she dragged me after jumma to sit and talk to her for 2 hours

I am DHEET too…I’ll say FLAT NO

Pangah kis say lay raheen hain aunty She don’t know I might look INNOCENT but am NOT

her kisses and hugs shudders ammmiiiiiiiii I wana come back home

aunty ko bata do na mera
pakki bat hey na keh you’re a citizen

[fghd]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

Yess saccyy me citizen

[fghd]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

@Baltiwala

Aap apna isly wala name beta doo KASHIF Bhai, kaam ho jaye ga

asli wala naam bataya tou aap ki cheeekhein nikal jayein gi :p

[Baltiwala]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

@evilmastermind

asli wala naam bataya tou aap ki cheeekhein nikal jayein gi :p

Allah key waskey ab ye met kehna key tumhara naam PANDEY KHAN hain

[fghd]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

nahee tou

[Baltiwala]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

@evilmastermind

nahee tou

Acha challo phir chupkey sey kaan main beta do

[fghd]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

appointment lay kar aou

[Baltiwala]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

@evilmastermind

appointment lay kar aou

Abhi tum poori doctor nahi bany acha challo ziyada nikhrey met kero aur ye naak zara nichey rekhoo sub nazaar aata hain

[fghd]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

tou saaf kar dou :p

[Baltiwala]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

@evilmastermind

tou saaf kar dou :p

Kiya

[fghd]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

jo naak may nazr aa raha hai :p

[Baltiwala]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

@evilmastermind

jo naak may nazr aa raha hai :p

emmu aur sunao kia haal hain, perhai kessi ja rahi hain

[Jaan_Lewaa]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

@evilmastermind

Lewooo: tum nay MANHOOS jo likha houta hai

ab tou 4 din hogye hata diya, abhi bhi nahi karti:teary1:

[James_Bhaand]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

but arent you a girl ?
Why does an aunty want you as her son
Is that aunty gender blind

[Jaan_Lewaa]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

^lolzzz

lagta hai ajj dawayi nahi khayi :p

[James_Bhaand]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

Nahi yar - Aaj APNI dawai nahi milli
nashaa toot raha hay

[Jaan_Lewaa]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

bhaang pi len phir;)

[James_Bhaand]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

yar maira bhi ko ishtandarr hay
Koi achhi si bharri hui sigrat laa kar doo

[Jaan_Lewaa]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!

cig tou khali hogye thay, gas walay ko diye hain fill up karnay k liye, woh bhar k le aye ga thori dair mai:halo:

[fghd]

Re: that AUNTY wants me for her SON!