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kant say here wat we have done to teacherz:clown:
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why u muskuraing 
thapar mujh ko paray hansi tum ko aarahe hai :bash:
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we drove out teachers mad. If we werent chatting nonstop, we were busy locking them out. Our history teacher (who always gave too much homework) came to class after break oneday, only to find the door was locked. So she went back to the staff to get the key whilst all of us kept it quiet inside. Anyways she came back and it still wouldnt open. Eventually, some kid chickened out and opened it. And when she saw us all sitting there looking very shifty, boy, was she mad. She refused to teach us, so we had to copy out everything ourselves, and got double the homework that day. we didnt try anything on her again in a hurry.
Another time, a kid bought in a whoopie cushion, and sent it round the class during lesson. Rude sounds were coming from all directions, so you couldnt pin it down to one person. The teacher was confused but each time it went off, the class would be in fits. Eventually, a tad embarrased and trying hard not to laugh, the teacher tells us, 'whoever it is, its not nice to do things like that in public. Please, next time you feel the need, go to the toilet.' The class was in uproar.
oh, and last but not least, one of our math teachers was really mean to students in general. She was overly sarcastic and snidey about everything and our class hated her. But the moment another teacher/adult was in sight, she'd switch and act so nice that we'd all sit and watch in wonder. And the moment the teacher was out of sight, she'd switch back to her snidey self again.
One day, we had class inspectors doing the rounds. And one guy came and sat in our math class. As expected, she switched to the nice act. That lesson we werent doing any worksheet that we usually got, she was actually teaching the lesson and coming around asking if we needed help and stuff. We all just watched totally bemused. Then one loud girl suddenly calls out, 'Miss, your being nice today'. And the whole class goes quiet.
The reaction on her face was pure class. She looked down and went deep purple red, her voice came out strangled, 'rubbish!', she goes, i'm always nice when you're being good.'
We looked at the inspector and saw him watching her face closely. The thing was, the two kids he was sitting next to, had been telling him throughout the lesson about how she was totally different today, and that she's never like this normally. So this would have only confirmed what he was told.
We didnt find out what the inspectors report was in the end, however, the good thing from this incident was that our teacher forgot to switch back from her nice act. And she remained like that throughout. We all knew it was fake, but our math lessons weren't the same ever. We'd got one over her big time. :D
ps. apologies for posting a long post in cafe. :-p
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fried chicken wings on the class heater :D
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clicking pens during tests
humming during explanations
moving to other seats one at a time
moving tables closer together so that the gap in the middle of the room got smaller
screwing up homework
we drove our physics and chemistry teachers doolally 
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i am :halo:
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^:rotfl:
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You children are all so naughty! Picking on teachers is not allowed and nor should it be tolerated.
Now, should I give you lot detentions or lines? 
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:nono: jhoot hai!:o
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please go on!!
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We had an arab kid, Ahmed, in our maths class when I was doing my A-levels, he was the class clown. He once had some toffees and the young(ish) maths teacher, who was in her mid-late 20s, asked if she could have one.
He threw a toffee at her, but she missed the catch and instead the toffee went down inside the front of her blouse. She gasped in surprise.
Ahmed sighed loudly, rolled up his sleeves, stood up and said "Don't worry Miss. I'll get that out for you!"
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