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yeah this is **sowaaN **post of this dhagaa 
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hey shoaib, theres a guy in my class his name is also the same as yours and they call him zebby 
we once played a joke him. Ive got loads of sim cards…so anyway…in the lecture me and my friends decided to play joke on some1. I wrote a message to this girl saying “I am interested in you and I really like you. I am sitting at the back on the last row…on the right side and if ur not interested in me then my friend zebby also likes you. please write back” etc. etc.
and the girl got really scared at first…she insisted we tell her its us. but no …in the break in the lecture she went outta the lecture room with her mates…I took the joke one step further…this other guy i know from my class…I gave him my phone and told him to just talk to her on there and say hes interested. then I got my phone back…went back to my seat and pretended like nothing had happened. 
she still wasnt sure its us. but then we took it even further…we said “we want to proove to you that it wasnt us who did it…so we will go to zebby and co and ask them for you if they sent it”. so my friend, she actually went to zebbys friend at the end of lecture and asked him. the poor guy was blushing cuz all the girls had gathered around to see wot was happening. then he said to this girl…“give me the number I will find out who it is”../.
that evening I had gotten many missed calls from him with withheld number but I didnt answer. I hope he doesnt know it was me
end of story:)
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Impulse
ahahahahahahah
hahahaha dats funny as hell…
my stupid friends played da same kinda joke on me… bohat shararti hain.. saray kay saray…
so wot happend was… see i was sitting in da library silent room… and somehow my friends went up 2 a pakistani girl in da college and told her dat Farman (me) is really crazy abt u and wants to go out widchu… but i didn’t even know dat girl.. i mean seriously… she was totally a stranger for me…ahite den… they brought her in da silent room where i was studyin… as soon as they got in .. they were like.. HE IS DA ONE..!! HE IS DA ONE… i had no clue wot da hell was goin on… phir she came inside and started staring at me… i was like WOT?? 
after dat she asked me if dat STUFF was true… … i was like WTF is goin on in here"??? yo… my friends just started laughing at dat poor girl and den she got RED n stuff and left da room… 
i tried explaining but she got really mad
however, after like 2 days.. i was on my way to my class and i heard my name… and guess wot.. dat was her… she came near me started yelling me 
she said stuff like.. app bohat batameez hain.. and i really hate u for u’ve done to me… i just stood there and had nothin to say… but i knew one thing dat wot my friends did was really messed up… and she really took it seriously..
the same day.. i sent my friends up to her and they all apologized and stuff and the next day after realising dat wot she did to was also wrong.. therefore, she came up n said sorry and we became friends from den…
the end 
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kiYa hee achaa hota kaY ap dono khaatoon-O-Hazrat, apnaY ta’ssuraat urdu maiN qalamband kartaY:halo: kam az kam :topic: tau naa jaataY
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main mehzarat chahta hon.. lakin impulse ko urdu samajhnay main thori Diqqat ka samna hai .. mohtarma anwaar bhai :-)
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**Shoaib **
ditto. and you think I got away with it that easily? no, them girls kept asking me…and I said I dunno…u see they even nicked my phone…and checked all the numbers in there to see if that number was there…and they found it. so anyway…they put my phone back…I again went to the call list and edited the number to sometihng similar…and then they were later talking about that number…and I showed them and said “look…you misread…this number is slightly different” and they fell for it again. girls can be so thick sometimes.
anyway, then wot happened is after the lecture…the guy I had told to call them…he walked past us…and he said to me “so wot happened then?”…I said “they think its me” I kinda went into explaining it to him and then they heard me Im so stupid…I didnt realise they were there. then I made more excuses up and they fell for it again.
at the end they got really paranoid…gave me the guilt trips. even her friends came to me and said “shes really worried…just tell her”
I just told in the end anyway…but I only did it cuz I knew them girls had a crush on that guy and his mates
anyway, I learnt never to play a trick on them again. I mean if some1 did it to me I would just laugh it off.
Re: teach me urdu numbers
hey, mujhe koi diqqat shikat nehi hai. I can understand 
Re: teach me urdu numbers
Hai Mashq-e-Sukhan jaari, chakki kee Mushaqqat bhee :rotato:
Yuk tarfaa tamashaa hai, Hasrat kee tabiyat bhee :rotato:
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translate 
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ahite.. i am happy dat u learnt ur lesson…
but dat was quite an interesting and funny story.. thanks for sharing
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AchaWW … i can see dat
even i am better den u 
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I havent learnt my lesson :halo: I got a call from withheld number last week. there was a guy and he says “I am waiting outside for you…you ordered a pizza. come and get it.” and I said “wot u talking about ?”…and the guy just carried on and on…saying “if u didnt want it then why the f order it? I got one large one medium so just come out and get it” and he went on and on.
this week my friend told me she did it …a prerecorded message. yeah, nice friends I have
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then explain her the sher i quoted above
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wanna bet? 
Anwaar, ask us both words and lets see who gets more right. me or “zebby”
Re: teach me urdu numbers
mujhaY kiyaa dustee lughat samjhaa huvaa hai
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whats a dustee lughat?
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hand dictionary :halo:
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okay..
who knows about Zarb-e-Kaleem ?
:p