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[RIGHT]میٹریمونیل ایک نو عمر طالب زادہ سینہ کشادہ پولیو چلن اور سیدھا سادہ لمبا کم اور چھوٹا زیادہ حور کا دلدادہ پھٹنے پہ آمادہ خبیث صورت نوجوان وسیع و عریض خاندان بیروزگاری سے پریشان کے لئے اہک حور مثل نور نشہ شباب میں چور پر مخمور چہرے پہ نور باتمیز با شعور با ہنر سلیقہ مند صوم و صلوة کی پابند نہ شائق سرخی و کریم نشتہ تعلیم مہ جبین بے حد حسین برقے کی شیدائی نہیں تو پٹائی بقیہ حد پستہ قد آہستہ خرام شائستہ کلام کوئی بھی نام عجوبہ کائنات رفیقہ حیات درکار ہے ورنہ طالب پھٹنے کو تیار ہے۔مسہری یا چارپائی،صبح و شام پکڑن پکڑائی ،روئی بھری رضائی ،جب بھی قابو آئی ،چند زیور طلائی ،دودھ کے ساتھ ملائی ،کچھ کرسیاں اور میز ،لعنت نہیں جہیز ،درکار ہے ورنہ رابطہ بیکار ہے ۔لڑکا گو اناڑی ہے مگر امید ہوشیاری ہے ۔توقع دکان منہ میں زبان سینے پہ بنیان ،وطن افغانستان ،منزل وزیرستان ۔مزید تفصیلات بالمشافہ یا بذریعہ لفافہ خط و کتابت صیغہ راز ہے یہ طالب کے دل کی آواز ہے ۔مکان نمبر 786 گلی نمبر نو دو گیارہ بم چوک بارود منزل جلال آباد[/RIGHT]
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Can Punjab, Sindh and Balochistan IGs give such statement ?
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Lal masjid ka imam.. loud speaker par to bari dengain marta tha… khud burqa pehan kar farar hogiya… har zi shaoor insan ko haq hai kay woh iss baat par sawal kary…
kisi par kufar kay fatway mat lagao…
Prof. Pervez Hoodbhoy
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zara dekh ko kitni contribution ki hia iss bandy nay… na ban jamati thori deer kay liye aur insan ban kar dekh…
Awards and honours
- An Executive member of the board of Riazuddin National Center for Physics.
- Member of the Board of Sponsors of The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists.
- Awarded UNESCO’s Kalinga Prize for the Popularization of Science in Pakistan.
- His TV serials and film The Bell Tolls for Planet Earth won honourable mention at the Paris Film Festival.
- A member of the Editorial Board of Pakistaniaat: A Journal of Pakistan Studies.
He is also the recipient of:
- Student-of-the-Year, Pakistan Students Association of America (1972).
- Rockefeller Mauze Fellowship for graduate studies (1973).
- Abdus Salam Award for Mathematics (1984).
- Associate of the International Centre for Theoretical Physics (1986–1994).
- Faiz Ahmed Faiz Award, for contributions towards the cause of education in Pakistan (1990).
- “Book of the Year Award”, awarded by the National Book Council of Pakistan (1993).
- Fulbright Award (1997–1998) for research at the University of Maryland, College Park.
- Selma V. Forkosch Prize (2003)
- International Advisory Council of the Brookings Doha Center.
- Civic Courage Award- 2007.
- Outstanding Research Award given by Pakistan Science Foundation, (2008).
- 2010 Joseph A. Burton Award (2010)
Publications
Books
- Education and the State: Fifty Years Of Pakistan Oxford University Press, 1998. ISBN 978-0-19-577825-0
- Islam and Science: Religious Orthodoxy and the Battle for Rationality Zed Books, London, 1992. ISBN 978-1-85649-025-2, (Translations in Arabic, Indonesian, Malaysian, Turkish, Japanese, and Urdu)
- (Co-Edited with A. Ali), Proceedings of the School on Fundamental Physics and Cosmology World Scientific, Singapore, 1991.
- (With A. H. Nayyar), “Rewriting the History of Pakistan”, in Islam, Politics and the State: The Pakistan Experience, Ed. Mohammad Asghar Khan, Zed Books, London, 1986. ISBN 978-0-86232-471-1
Scientific papers and articles
- Two-Photon Effects in Lepton-AntiLepton Pair Photoproduction from a Nucleon Target using Real Photons, Authors: Pervez Hoodbhoy, Phys.Rev. D73 (2006) 054027
- Probing Quark Distribution Amplitudes Through Generalized Parton Distributions at Large Momentum Transfer, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Xiangdong Ji, Feng Yuan, Phys.Rev.Lett. 92 (2004) 012003
- Explicit Proof that Electroproduction of Transversely Polarized Vector Mesons Vanishes in Perturbative QCD, Pervez Hoodbhoy (University of Maryland and Quaid-e-Azam University), Phys.Rev. D65 (2002) 077501
- Does the Gluon Spin Contribute in A Gauge Invariant Way to Nucleon Spin? Pervez Hoodbhoy, Xiangdong Ji, Phys.Rev. D60 (1999) 114042
- Nucleon-Quarkonium Elastic Scattering and the Gluon Contribution to Nucleon Spin, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Phys.Rev.Lett. 82 (1999) 4985–4987
- Implications of Color Gauge Symmetry For Nucleon Spin Structure, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Xiangdong Ji, Wei Lu, Phys.Rev. D59 (1999) 074010
- Quark Orbital-Angular-Momentum Distribution in the Nucleon, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Xiangdong Ji, Wei Lu, Phys.Rev. D59 (1999) 014013
- Helicity-Flip Off-Forward Parton Distributions of the Nucleon, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Xiangdong Ji, Phys.Rev. D58 (1998) 054006
- Wavefunction corrections and off-forward gluon distributions in diffractive J/psi electroproduction, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Phys.Rev. D56 (1997) 388–393
- Relativistic and Binding Energy Corrections to Direct Photon Production In Upsilon Decay, Mohammad Ali Yusuf, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Phys.Rev. D54 (1996) 3345–3349
- Beyond The Colour-Singlet Model For Inelastic J_psi Photoproduction, H. Khan, P. Hoodbhoy, Phys. Lett. B382 (1996) 189
- The Spin Structure of the Nucleon in the Asymptotic Limit, X. Ji, J. Tang (MIT), P. Hoodbhoy (Quaid-e-Azam, Pakistan), Phys.Rev.Lett. 76 (1996) 740–743
- Novel approach to decays, gluon distributions, and fragmentation functions of heavy quarkonia, Rafia Ali, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Phys.Rev. D51 (1995) 2302–2310
- Quark fragmentation functions in a diquark model for proton and $\Lambda$ hyperon production, Muhammad Nzar, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Phys.Rev. D51 (1995) 32–36
- Systematic gauge invariant approach to heavy quarkonium decays, Hafsa Khan, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Phys.Rev. D53 (1996) 2534–2540
- Twist-Four Distributions in a Transversely-Polarized Nucleon and the Drell-Yan Process, Pevrez Hoodbhoy, Xiangdong Xi, Phys.Rev. D50 (1994) 4429–4435
- Detecting Two-Photon Exchange Effects in Hard Scattering from Nucleon Targets, in Mathematical Physics: Proceedings of the 12th Regional Conference, Islamabad, Pakistan 27 March – 1 April 2006, World Scientific, Singapore, 2007. ISBN 978-981-270-591-4
- Abdus Salam: Past and Present- The News (29 January 1996)
- Generalized Parton Distributions, Pervez Hoodbhoy, Quaid-e-Azam University, Islamabad
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Kaunsa fatwa lagaya hai?
Sharm kro altaf qatil ghaddar k supporter. Isnan k bachay hotay to darinda sift altaf ko support na krtay.
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Hoodbohy par ungli uthany say pehly apny greban main jhankiye…
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Hawaldar on Bol…
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kabhi kabar.. bani gala wala baba bhi kaam ki baat kar jata hia…
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PTI supporter who vowed to remain single till Imran Khan becomes PM, finally gets married
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