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[jiia]

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aap kitnee kaam chor or SUST hen ABI TAK JAWAB NAHI AYA :khums:

jaldi kaen mi agla sawal puchon:emmy:

@jiia

vo diplomate jawab nahi chalne wala,apki jaan asane s nahi chtne wale:hehe:
mi guppan nahi kaha tha ,dono mila k sirf AIK NAAM
novel mat likhen jawab mi:faizy:
aap jawab k PABAND hen:omg:

[KKF]

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@IS

aap ghusse ko qabo mai rakhte hain ya Ghussa aapko?
jb aap ko ghussa ata hay tu aap kaya karte hain?
aap ki koi aisi adat jis se aap bohat zaida tang hain?
aap ki life ki koi aisi memory jo aap kabi bhool na paiye hon?

-Ghussa per alHamdolillah mujhe pooraa pooraa 'uboor Haasil hai
-mujhe Ghussa avval to aataa nahiiN aur agar aa jaaye to baiTh jaataa huN aur ek glass ThanDa paanii pee letaa huN aur phir Ghussa dilaane waale ko ‘kam fehm’, ‘naadaan’ aur ‘Ghair mohazzab’ samajh ke dar-guzar kar jaataa huN
-apne ‘soft heart’ se…mujh se kisii kaa dukh dard aur Gham nahiiN dekhaa jaataa
-mere vaalidai’n kaa intiqaal

@_Masoom_Muskaan

next time pakistan se dictionary lana nai bhoolna

**maiN Pakistan kiuN jaauuNgaa? merii to vahaN lugaaii bhii nahiiN hai lol **

@_Masoom_Muskaan

Q: agar ap pahar khoden aur us me se meri gumshuda choosni mil jae to ap mujhe wapis dein ge ya wahin dobara daba dain ge

**maiN ne pahaaR khoda to us meN se ek choohiya nikli jo tumhaarii choosnii choos rahii thii…uskii raunii shakl [aisii ] dekh kar maiN ne usse choosnii chheennaa munaasib nahiiN samjhaa
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@lethal_kamikaze

App ko GS kaise introduce howa?

**accidentally while i was browing net for something
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@jiia

aap kitnee kaam chor or SUST hen ABI TAK JAWAB NAHI AYA :khums:

jaldi kaen mi agla sawal puchon:emmy:

lol @ kaam-chor…ab you me ko bologii k khaayiiN se kood jaao to kia maiN kood jaauuNgaa? haha, gale meN phanda Daal ke laTak jaao to kia maiN laTak jaauuNgaa? hehe…ab zaahir hai aise Khatarnaak kaam kahogii karne ko to us meN time to lagegaa hii

[lethal_kamikaze]

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Khalil Bhai app woh thread 'image gallery' mein abhi kiyon continue nahi kartain about 'happy magaz maring' :D

[KKF]

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aur yeh rahe aapke ‘generic sawaalaat’ ke mere ‘generic jawaabaat’

@IS

ye rahe mere copy-paste wale questions:

1. What is one of your worst habit or quality? my soft-heart that gets me into trouble sometimes

2. What is one of your best habit or quality? ability to control Ghussa, alHamdolillah!

3. What was the funniest incident you experienced that made you cry? no funny situations make me cry…it’s NOT possible - at least for me!

4. What was the funniest incident you experienced that made you laugh? **many many incidents i’ve in my life when made my laugh and laugh and laugh:

one night, when i was like 15 years old, i and my friends decided to go around the village and do so funny stuff. in villages, some men sleep outside their houses. we took a very thin cigarette wrapper…wrapped it into a wicker and put it in between the toes of this guy who was fast asleep. after that, we lit one end of it and ran and hid behind the fence. when the flaming wrapper wick touched his toes…OMG…he jumped of his cot and started screaming…looked around and noone was there so he ran limping to his house with the cot on his head…all of us laughed and laughed and laughed till we knotted ourselves in figure ‘8’. **

we did that quite regularly afterwards there were hundreds of our victims!

5. Do you prefer to have your breakfast in the morning or during lunch? **since i’m diabetic, i’ve to take all of my meals [6 small meals a day] 'ON TIME"…
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6. If I happen to look inside your refrigerator, what would I find? **very balanced foods…very little sweet stuff. boring place to be…eh?
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7. Do u agree with this statement “First Impression is the last impression”? NO…first impression could be devastating due to several factors…one of them being the nervousness on the part of the guy/gal

8. What makes you angry? when i see injustices done to people and when i see people not take responsibility for their actions.

9. What kind of people do you dislike?people who are disrespectful to anyone, specially the elders…those who ridicule religion due to lack of knowledge…those who swear and have a bad mouth…hypocrites and last but NOT the least those who engage in shirk thinking that what they do is real deen.

10. What kind of people do you like? down-to-earth people who respect others to be respected themselves…who own up their mistakes and shorty-comings and apologize, those who pay retribution if they have harmed someone by his words, actions and denying someone of his/her rights…and those who respect their own religion and adhere to their own religious teachings.

11. Who do you like best, you mom or dad? my parents are no more so i used to love them equally but since my mum passed away when i was 9 years old, i got more attached to my dad who was with me until i was 15 years of age.

12. If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?** a local guy donated all his inheritance to charity :)**

13. If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money? i do NOT play lottery because it’s Haraam in Islam…i would give it to charity because it would NOT be Islamically permissible to spend that money on yourself and/or on your loved ones for whom you are resposible for their sustenance.

14. If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be? **banana…because, it’s all soft, it has a nice flavour to it, it can be used in so many different ways from milkshakes to sundies and of course you can eat it by itself :)…u peel it as you eat it [that’s the DESI way of eating a banana…unlike the Westerners, majority of whom peel it first and then eat!]
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15. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? a man who beat ALL the ODDS in life!

16. If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?** someone who has the ability to fight on the side of justice, who could go back in the past and correct all the wrongs done to individuals, nations and beliefs and who could bring happiness to ALL
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    If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you? there was an actor and his screen name was 'Amol Palekar"…i’m very much like this character in this movie…he portrayed the role of a common man very well…here is a clip fronm one of his movies. he played roles of an average looking person:

17. How would you explain a GS in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew/niece? i will NOT let him come even close to GS…it’s not a place for nice kids that i would like him/her to be…inshaa Allah!

18. What is your favorite movie (song)? u mean Bollywood movie? i would say “chupke chupke” because i’m also a Botanist…it was a great light movie to watxch after a hard day at work…it makes you laugh! it’s pretty decent comedy…unlike we see them these days

19. What was the last movie you went to see? ‘Three Idiots’ and ‘taare zameen pe’

20. What is the last book you read? i’m reading “Deevaan-e-Maulana Rum in Farsi”

[KKF]

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@lethal_kamikaze

Khalil Bhai app woh thread 'image gallery' mein abhi kiyon continue nahi kartain about 'happy magaz maring' :D

oh achchhaa...ok, sure! i'll start that thread soon inshaa Allah :) thankoo for reminding :) u mean pic identify karnewaali?

[lethal_kamikaze]

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Remember no thanx :)

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Ji haan wohi wali thread. :@:

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Khalil Bhai U ke is avi ka kiya matlub hy i mean kiya describe karta hy yeh?

[KKF]

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@lethal_kamikaze

Remember no thanx

Ji haan wohi wali thread.

Khalil Bhai U ke is avi ka kiya matlub hy i mean kiya describe karta hy yeh?

**oops! ok ok…no thnx/no sorry rule applies ham juRwaaN haiN vaise bhii lol!

ok, iA i’ll start that thread soon ****

yeh merii university kaa logo [monogram] hai…jis par ek khajoor kaa peR, hilaal [crescent] jo Islam kii nishaaniyoN [symbols] meN se ek hai aur ek kitaab banii hai jo symbolizes education/learning aur uske circumference par likhaa hai…The AligaRh Muslim University, Aligarh AND Qur’aan kii ek aaya “'allamal insaana maalam ya’lam”…meaning…Allah taught human what they knew NOT!"…yeh rahaa bigger image is monogram kaa:**

i LOVE the logo of my alma-mater!

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[jiia]

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lecture orr sawaal k leay AAP allowed nahi ,BACHAAAAA:emmy:

abhi tak jawab nahi aya: aj: jaldi kaen

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

-Ghussa per alHamdolillah mujhe pooraa pooraa 'uboor Haasil hai
-mujhe Ghussa avval to aataa nahiiN aur agar aa jaaye to baiTh jaataa huN aur ek glass ThanDa paanii pee letaa huN aur phir Ghussa dilaane waale ko ‘kam fehm’, ‘naadaan’ aur ‘Ghair mohazzab’ samajh ke dar-guzar kar jaataa huN
-apne ‘soft heart’ se…mujh se kisii kaa dukh dard aur Gham nahiiN dekhaa jaataa
-mere vaalidai’n kaa intiqaal

**maiN Pakistan kiuN jaauuNgaa? merii to vahaN lugaaii bhii nahiiN hai lol **

**maiN ne pahaaR khoda to us meN se ek choohiya nikli jo tumhaarii choosnii choos rahii thii…uskii raunii shakl [aisii ] dekh kar maiN ne usse choosnii chheennaa munaasib nahiiN samjhaa
**
**accidentally while i was browing net for something
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lol @ kaam-chor…ab you me ko bologii k khaayiiN se kood jaao to kia maiN kood jaauuNgaa? haha, gale meN phanda Daal ke laTak jaao to kia maiN laTak jaauuNgaa? hehe…ab zaahir hai aise Khatarnaak kaam kahogii karne ko to us meN time to lagegaa hii

[lethal_kamikaze]

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Khali Bhai aap apny app ko three lines mein describe karain :@:

[KKF]

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@jiia

lecture orr sawaal k leay AAP allowed nahi ,BACHAAAAA:emmy:

abhi tak jawab nahi aya: aj: jaldi kaen

**hahaha…mujhe lecture dene kaa baRaa shauq hai…mere dil kii Hasrat poorii hone do na…poorii hote hii bataa duuNgaa
**

@lethal_kamikaze

Khali Bhai aap apny app ko three lines mein describe karain

3 lines meN yaa 3 words meN? 3 lines meN maiN kia likhuuNgaa…2.5 line to BLANK hii hogii

[lethal_kamikaze]

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*3 lines not 3 words bs likh dalo jo acha lagy :@: *

[KKF]

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@lethal_kamikaze

*3 lines not 3 words bs likh dalo jo acha lagy :@: *

**chaleN jii...to yeh leN 3 lines:

i'm an old fashioned modern guy who cares for family and family life, respects his elders, respects ulema, religious [as one must be (NOT a fanatic)], loves to read and write Urdu poetry, loves to travel, loves to eat out, does NOT smoke and hates to be around smokers, loves his work and does the job with utmost care, honesty and precision...

Khuda Khuda kar ke 3 lines ho gaiiN hehe :)**

[lethal_kamikaze]

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^
Mashallah buhat khooob. :k:

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Chalain ab yeh batain ke u ne car accident kitni bar kiya hy or kaise?

[KKF]

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@lethal_kamikaze

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Mashallah buhat khooob. :k:

Chalain ab yeh batain ke u ne car accident kitni bar kiya hy or kaise?

a total of 5 accidents…one was my fault…i made a hasty left turn. no one got hurt. just a lil bumper damage. the other three were caused as a result of the other drivers’s faults. in two accidents, minor damage to the cars and no physical injuries. the last one i had was about 5 years ago in which the other driver was at fault who made a wrong left turn and since it was a major road with higher speed limit, the the impact of the collision was more severe and as a result i got hurt…my chest bone [sternum] was cracked and i was out of work for 3 weeks. i received over $20,000 as compensation to my injuries.

[sayyma]

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$$ 20000 ka kia kia jaldi batao plz

[KKF]

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$$ 20000 ka kia kia jaldi batao plz

jaise aayaa vaise gayaa :D

[jiia]

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ap k dil ki hasat kab pui ho gi

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

**hahaha…mujhe lecture dene kaa baRaa shauq hai…mere dil kii Hasrat poorii hone do na…poorii hote hii bataa duuNgaa
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3 lines meN yaa 3 words meN? 3 lines meN maiN kia likhuuNgaa…2.5 line to BLANK hii hogii

[KKF]

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ap k dil ki hasat kab pui ho gi

"Hasrat-e-dai'reena-e-maa" ko poorii hone meN ik umr-e-daraaz chaahiye :) magar phir tum kahogii k "kaun jeeta hai terii zulf ke sar hone tak"...isii liye to maiN ne zulfeN kaTvaa diiN ... 'Ganjoo Patel' ban gayaa huN :) hehe...PM kar ke bataa duuN? :D

[jiia]

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chaln pm ka k hi bata den
agla wasal ,bare khte hen2kastion ka sawar doob jata hi:
aap har kisi si banane k CHAKAR mi kitni dafa dube:5:

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

“Hasrat-e-dai’reena-e-maa” ko poorii hone meN ik umr-e-daraaz chaahiye magar phir tum kahogii k “kaun jeeta hai terii zulf ke sar hone tak”…isii liye to maiN ne zulfeN kaTvaa diiN … ‘Ganjoo Patel’ ban gayaa huN hehe…PM kar ke bataa duuN?

[jiia]

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bataaen kiska sha,ar hi

      GAEY HEN MERE GHAR MI SUB TUJKO TARD

       KIA KAR NA RAGEEN  ESHAARAAT ROOZ

soch samaj k:faizy: