Stupid things you thought as a kid

[DaPakiGuy]

@NaTaLia

I thought that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in your belly.

I thought that if I covered up every part of me with the blanket, a monster couldn’t see/get me.

I thought that there were monsters under the bed that could only get me at night when I got off my bed.

hahhahaha very true yaar

Sorry guys i am replying on almost every post not because of SPAM but i love it yaar…

[imRia]

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while reading all the posts many times i said 'i use to think that too' like moon following us movies n wrestling was real, babys drop from sky or grow on trees, and many more
also that there are hidden cameras everywhere and sum1 sumwheres watching me... whenever i use to eat sum fruit i use to go infront of the mirror and act like m doing sum tv show telling ppl how to eat this particular fruit and all.

i thot when i was born Allah asked me who i want my parents to be and if i wanted to be muslim and memon and i tried my best to recall my conversation...

and i still think we can go through the clouds.. cant we?

i also thot if i cud get a very very tall later i cud go to moon and touch the stars and eeverynite i use to plan my trip to moon wht i wud do there and all...

i use to believe that there is sum genious in me i just have to do sumfin that makes the world believe that i am and i use to do stupid experiements thinking it wud be just wonderful and everyone wud praise me i wud get recognition internationally i wud be interviewed and all....

[NaTaLia]

hahhahaha very true yaar

Sorry guys i am replying on almost every post not because of SPAM but i love it yaar...

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hehehehhe

[haimeradil]

that grown-ups were always right and fair.

[KishMish]

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^^
well thats not stupid:D

[Desi_BeauTii]

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I thought that bollywood songs were real... and used to wonder how they change their clothes so fast within the songs....

[haimeradil]

@KishMish

^^ well thats not stupid:D

yes it is.

I thought that bollywood songs were real... and used to wonder how they change their clothes so fast within the songs....

haha. i think me too.

[Desi_BeauTii]

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lol yeah

[NaTaLia]

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[Croquet]

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without naming names i will give you a funny one.

so there was once a person who disclosed to me that it is a blessing that farts donot come out coloured. if they were multi coloured, ranging from balck to white where black was for catastrophe and levender for reasonable (since no one ever produces perfume) then how humiliating would it be for humans ? imagine all those scenarios where in a room full of people somebody said stinks in here
and the producer cleverly said "yuck i know"

or the scenario where you are about to go for interview or marriage examination and you just couldnt control it in.

or the times when you are in masjid praying and broke the wudu and the cover was blown because of the colour emission.

really i think i have done justice in covering all the details here.just remember anonymous source.

[Desi_BeauTii]

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wow

[phoenix51]

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Hey y’all!

This is the cutest thread ever!

Here are mine:

1. I used to think that I could open the TV and get toys out of it when the toy commercials were on…I had to be held back from going at the telly with my brother’s baseball bat oops!

2. I also thought that if I swallowed any seeds, then they would grow in my belly.

3. If my belly button became submerged in the bath water then I would drown

4. That I could get sucked up by the hoover and sucked down the plughole

[Mijjy]

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i used to think that people used to pay money at hospital and but babies, so the bigger the baby the bigger the price! When we were naugthy mum used to say if you dont behave i will take u back to hospital and u can never come back

[Mrs_weasel]

that..... i was adopted as large a gap between me and my older sis.
that .... people, specially my parents, could hear my thoughts. so i did all my evil planning at night under the blanket

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I also thought that if I swallowed any seeds, then they would grow in my belly.
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me too. since i would usually swallow apple and orange seed. I always expected to grow an Imlli bush inside me.

[MANIAC24]

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lol i use 2 think that my mom and dad were sister and brother lmao

[haimeradil]

@FrozenFire

i used to think beautiful girls or girls in general dont poo :(.. it was later when i found after entering in women’s washroom that changed my mind..

aahaaa. what are you going to do when you get married and your wife overeats.

@bunnyhoney

I used to think I was a film actress in a movie and the cameras were “secret” and thats why i couldnt see them. I always thought that someone, somewhere is watching me in a movie threatre or something. Thats what happens when you are raised in Los Angeles, i guess.

Funny thing is that now wherever I go, its seems like people know me, but i dont know them.

i feel like that whenever i go out. and yes when i go to fuctions and parties gsthering someone always sais they know me from somewhere but i never know who they are.

@Straight_up

Oh another one, while watching my parents wedding pics, etc., I always questioned my presence - and thought I wasn’t invited

this has to be the funniest one i have heard.