Ay tootay phootay insan!
Tum humai bus yehi batanay ke liye baqi bach gaye.
This is a confession by someone on the Internet
Set myself on fire (twice), fell down into a cellar (twice - same cellar), got knocked down by a car, walked into a mirror believing it to be a continuation of the room I was in, put my hand on a BBQ to See if it was hot. Did that twice too. Stood on a broken bottle, dived in to the shallow end of a swimming pool, fell into loads of rivers and off lots of Tarzan swings. Squirted bleach into my eyes, squirted battery acid into my eye, stood in an ants nest, sat on a wasps nest, crashed a moped.
What kind of crazy things you did intentionally or unintentionally ?