Stuff guppans say

[diwana]

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@redvelvet

Diwana, tumharay jaanay ka waqt ho chuka hai. Queer tumhay ghaas...I mean daana daal raha hai....in Ghost's thread. Jaao...Diwana...jaao.

Now that's what I call lame. Keep trying. ;)

[redvelvet]

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Dude, if you're checking out Ghost's thread now....then I totally won this round too (not that you'd admit to it). ;)

[goodname]

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I swear I read something like this:

You MUST fight for your rights. I can completely understand your pain! My in-laws also bought me a shadi jora and a walima jora. The walima one was sooooo bad I cried the whole time during the function and didn't speak to my husband for a month!

[diwana]

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@redvelvet

Dude, if you’re checking out Ghost’s thread now…then I totally won this round too (not that you’d admit to it).

:no: No you didn’t. But if that makes you sleep better…then keep believing.

[Naabigh]

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To each his own

[STA]

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can i get the more pictures of this outfit?

[Sanaabc]

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-My hubbby stares at mannequins.. just goes on to show that he has a thing for bald women. Should I be blindfolding him while shopping or the divorce is the only option?

• My fiance hangs up on me while using restroom. Dont wanna sound clingy but all i want is some quality time with him!!

-oh hun I can’t relate to you since me, my mom, dad, chacha, mama, taya, nana, nani all are NC 15 and look pathan MashAllah. In fact im so gori chitti i need to be using dior bronzer to get that sun-kissed face. But u need to embrace ur color.

• Just got back from Pakistan and found the love of my life. Though she can hardly communicate in English but love has no language when she is katrinas look alike. I want to knwo how long would my angel take to discuss “wo wali batein”

• My head started spinning reading all this Roman Urdu. whatever happened to o/A levels

• Broken English and living in Europe .. troll alerttt

[CoughCough]

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@Enigmatic

Is there any totka to have fair skin baby..and also if its a baby girl how to make it a boy. My MIL wants a gora kaka only. I am too masoom so dears plz tell what happen on wedding night..am too scared awww Girls please i need ideas for invites for my** pre baat pakki dholki**.

LMFAO!! Best.Thread.Ever!

[soni27]

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we're so mod n liberal not like those pendo pakis u know .. that we did a pre engagemnt shoot with me sitting on my so 's lap and him snuggling my neck .. should i distribute these those to all the guests in the thank you for pretending to be happy for us and let me rub it in your face cards ?

[soni27]

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o my go d ! he verbally abused you ? .. eveyrone knows that paki girls never swear and never get angry .. what were you thinking when u married this animal ? .. u need to get urself some major respect and ditch this dude igrl ! more to womanpower !

be a real woman a strong woman .. u dont need a man in ur life .. u can spend allt he rest of your days lonelye and childless tkaing care of your neices nad nephews .. u dont need your own kids .. be a real wOMAN .. havre soem respECT for uRSLf

[Moodie_Foodie]

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Does my left eye makeup match my right eye makeup because I have to look really pretty when I serve chai to my future hubby and his family?

Images forum (personal)
Posts a picture of her eyes or better yet she posts a pic of a yellow smiley face where her real face should be.

He is soo into his mother that he doesn’t even see me. I want my qabool hai back!!!

Im just too pretty and too educated and men are just intimidated by me. What do you think I should do guys? How am I gonna find Mr.RIGHT

MR.RIGHT BLOWS

I hate men!!

I love men!!

And this is my favorite

Health and fitness forum where ppl like myself want to shed weight and this guppan comes waltzing in and says
OMG GGGUUUUUUUYYYYSSS u have to help me GAIN weight. Im so skinny and its so horrble. POOR SKINNY ME!! Help me gain weight!! What should I eat? ( REALLLY???!!!?? )

[devilish_angel]

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My name is not printed on my hubby's sis wedding card though I m not attending it but should I stop talking 2 my inlaws?

[Moodie_Foodie]

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:)

[khawateen]

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I have been married for a day. Could i be pregnant?

I got married last month, why am i not conceiving?!

[namesake]

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I wore this outfit yesterday----> PIC

Dont quote please.

(picture is taken in her bathroom/bedroom mirror, using the cell phone/flash to hide her face)

[Le_Pakistan]

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In what are you wearing today (or recently) thread:
Few persons comment on somebodies picture about how good fugure she has.
Then all of a sudden some people come with pcitures of cloths they wore months/years ago and where their fugure comes out good.
(:D)

[Reha]

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@khattichic

How to get hairs strong and silky?

@redvelvet

Dears please advise me some good tips to become fair. Also, how should I get fair baby? Also, how are babies born?

@redvelvet

I need an entrance song for when I bring in the tea trolley.

@khattichic

Should I park the tea trolley and then go sit in his lap or should I serve tea to the my future nemesis and then fondle her son?

@Sahar02

What is the best saloon for wedding?

I asked my finance but he does not know.

@Pseudonymous

“I’M GETTING MARRIED IN 10 YEARS PLZZZZ HELP WHO DESIGNED THIS DRESS???”

@redvelvet

I likes the lots of hairs on mens. I thinks its looks mansly.

@khattichic

I’m getting married and moving abroad to UK/USA/Australia, so far I have made:

10 super heavy formals
10 semi heavy formals
15 light formals
25 casual suits
25 ghar main pehnay ke suits
8 heavy saris
8 light saris
8 ghar main pehnay kay saris

Does this seem ok or should I take more?

Now mine:

-Girls pls suggest me some tips or tricks to become fair.

-I call my husband 25 times a day to show him I care for him but he doesn’t want to talk to me. Pls suggest me something. Is this wrong?

[ninja_hattori]

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In what are you wearing today (or recently) thread: Few persons comment on somebodies picture about how good fugure she has. Then all of a sudden some people come with pcitures of cloths they wore months/years ago and where their fugure comes out good. (:D)

:D that must be fun to see and read

[Disney_Princess]

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"There's this guy who I met 2 days ago, and today he text me but I'm not sure what it means. Please tell me what it means, I'm sure he really really likes me and might be sending his parents over, well this is what he text me....'hello'....and then 5 seconds later he text me again saying 'sorry wrong person'. I mean seriously, he must like me right? I'm so sure he does. Please translate this."

[devilish_angel]

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my baby is not sleeping at night should i give him water instead of milk