Sophistication

OH MY GODDDDDDDD whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt?! u nearly got arrested for being in ur PJZ?!?!?!

in Liverpool UK. It is NOT normal if u DONT go to the shops in your PJZ!
wow im amazed!

Psssshhhht…you can STILL be a lady, Aisha…without giving up your habits and favorite pastimes. Alls you need is some simple changes.

1) The next time you snort and laugh a lil too much…whip out a pretty hand fan in front of your face…and flutter it about. In exactly this order: Snort…laugh too much…cast your gaze shyly upon the ground…flutter pretty hand fan. See? All’s well that ends well!

**2) **Band-aids? Hey…if women and men in India can walk around with a dot and hoizontal/vertical markings on their forehead…you can certainly sport a band-aid. The key is to make it GIRLY. Next time…wear a PINK band-aid. And maybe glue a rhinestone in the middle of it. The more blingy the better!

3) As for wrestling…erm…are you learning any of the moves? Erm…maybe some guys might think that a girl who can kick butt is…hot. That’ll only make the more prim and proper, prissy, girls JEALOUS of you!

4) It’s okay to eat a whole pizza. As long as you’re eating a feminine side order…erm…like…salad.

See…I always like to help…and I hope that I have. You’re a lady, Sveeti…don’t let nobody tell you any different! You GO Dude…I mean girl!

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redvelvets so elegant and sophisticated. sheesh!

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No she’s tryna make me look like an idiot. I ain’t gon wear a pink bandaid :mad: that’s like asking for an ass kicking. If it’s a batman bandaid I’ll wear it :barbie:

and no, I meant that I got into trouble and was incidentally in pj’s. If I’m getting into trouble I would rather be in normal clothes.

As for the laugh, I guess I could flip my hair around and make it look like I’m a charming person

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HAHAHAHA you got arrested by the fashion police. :rotfl: get it? :smiley: hhahaha..eh heh..okay…i’ll stop now…and leave..again.

DO you like to eat nacho and cheese while watching football game and burp loudly ..

you da man :lifey:

Work with me here. How about…a Cat-Woman band-aid? Huh? Or Wonder Woman?

Flip your hair around? You mean like this?

^ She IS still a lady, ya know.

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Um okay TARZAN (sweetif). You need to stay here and learn some manners too

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but i like being half man :naraz: i think there’s nothing wrong y’know getting in touch with your inner self :snooty:

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Fine. Let's just stick to the plan and harass tlk. Gawd

But…but…I’m helping you…when others aren’t. Gawd! Ungratefulness has no bounds :snooty:

Astaghfarullah

remove the last period and spell the last word correctly, and you will be right.

as long as you’ve not said anything nice to him we’re good. let’s do continuous prank calls and harass him. if we do it enough times i’m sure he’ll cry.

stop being so dirty minded. you’ve watched too many bike riding docs. :no:

Stop reminding me of that documentary :mad:

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Stop it both of you.

I've decided I like being a man, so I don't need anymore etiquette lessons

thanks for trying rv

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Excuse me. Guys follow etiquette too.

Fuzool ke sexist loug :pcg:

NO! you were dumb enough to actually watch it :grumpy: s’not my fault kay?

good thing you listened to me. now we can go and scratch our butts and burp after drinking loads of coke. :hula:

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And pick our ears and use the same hand to eat pizza

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and turn the white snow yellow

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and make the air warmer