Something strange happened today

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Re: Something strange happened today

@Arnold Shalwar Nicker

There is this shadi shuda larki I talk to on phone wagera, aik daffa shopping mall mai deedar bi kar chuke haiN.

Usnay apnay khawand ko bi ghar say nikaal dia because ghar uskay naam tha, so wo akeli hoti hai, to usnay muje sms kia kay call me. I read the msg late, so when i called I was like “aur set ho” , “kal raat maine tumhe phone kia tha, tum lam-lait ho gayi thi”…and I said some more stuff i cant remember, uskay baad she said she is in kitchen making food or something, peechay bachay ki awaz bi a rahi thi.

30 minutes later she tried to call me, magar us waqt I was with another girl in my car so I could take her call, cuz wo larki shakki type hai, So she kept calling, I went out and said kya baat hai.

She goes JIS SAY TUM NAY BAAT KI WO MERI SAAS THI, but luckily I saved myself because tumhara number is saved as Fozia, so she thought you were a girl

Moral is that shadi shuda laRkian patayaiN zaroor, magar unkay miaN ki timing ka deehan rakhaiN, aur phone par baat pehlay say confirm kar laiN kay wohi hai ya uski SAAS

She kicked her husband out but saas is living with her.

Could you re-write the whole thing one more time, with less loop holes

BTW ASN, kiyaa tumhaarya under Gamma_Dilation kee rooh aa gaayee hai. Your threads look like his, now a days