something funny

[ImranQ]

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@musicmaniac

Imran: go find another job, i m not willin to be urs under that salary and i hate Jewlery but whenever i get some has to be real and elegant

I’ll join dakait group.. money no problem

[danial]

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@ImranQ

yes boss

1; dont ever tell a girl that you like her,
2; become her girlfriend, “think about it”
3; always leave her wanting more
4; make her feel comfortable
5; go shopping together
6; learn to give a good massage
7; girls like bad boys, not bad boy wannabes
8; dont be a sissy infront of her. “think about it”
9; dont be with her all the time, give her space to miss you, “think about it”
10; learn at least three different ways of breaking up with her,

will teach you more after, gotta go look for some dope.

[parissenoor]

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@ImranQ

your wish is my command

affairs: 9999 till date
feeling hurt: nono
physical contact: 9998 (u are left)
fights for girls : 193 (hospitalized 13 times / lockup once)

what else u wanna know darling

you had an affair with me? i did not know:confused:

[parissenoor]

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@jassoos

1; dont ever tell a girl that you like her,
2; become her girlfriend, “think about it”
3; always leave her wanting more
4; make her feel comfortable
5; go shopping together
6; learn to give a good massage
7; girls like bad boys, not bad boy wannabes
8; dont be a sissy infront of her. “think about it”
9; dont be with her all the time, give her space to miss you, “think about it”
10; learn at least three different ways of breaking up with her,

will teach you more after, gotta go look for some dope.

imran: this is the guide to become a ahem…kleenex guy:D

you know what i mean?

[ImranQ]

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@musicmaniac

wht kinda physical contact was that

mostly PG 16 but some very N with R and some few N/R :o

[danial]

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@parissenoor

imran: this is the guide to become a ahem…kleenex guy:D

you know what i mean?

hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahah,

LMAO,

imran dont listen to her, she is a girl.

[musicmaniac]

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@jassoos

1; dont ever tell a girl that you like her, 2; become her girlfriend, "think about it" 3; always leave her wanting more 4; make her feel comfortable 5; go shopping together 6; learn to give a good massage 7; girls like bad boys, not bad boy wannabes 8; dont be a sissy infront of her. "think about it" 9; dont be with her all the time, give her space to miss you, "think about it" 10; learn at least three different ways of breaking up with her,

will teach you more after, gotta go look for some dope.

Imran: this is only a way to get into a desperate gals pant.

[parissenoor]

Re: something funny

@jassoos

hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahah,

LMAO,

imran dont listen to her, she is a girl.

and so i know what is a kleenex guy;)

[ImranQ]

Re: something funny

@jassoos

1; dont ever tell a girl that you like her,
2; become her girlfriend, “think about it”
3; always leave her wanting more
4; make her feel comfortable
5; go shopping together
6; learn to give a good massage
7; girls like bad boys, not bad boy wannabes
8; dont be a sissy infront of her. “think about it”
9; dont be with her all the time, give her space to miss you, “think about it”
10; learn at least three different ways of breaking up with her,

will teach you more after, gotta go look for some dope.

sir today’s class is a real gem for me i’ll follow your guidelines and will make girls sweat on a off

[parissenoor]

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@ImranQ

mostly PG 16 but some very N with R and some few N/R :o

i know only F16:D

[ImranQ]

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@parissenoor

you had an affair with me? i did not know:confused:

my mistake make it 9997 :o

[musicmaniac]

Re: something funny

@ImranQ

mostly PG 16 but some very N with R and some few N/R :o

i m not liking the sound of it. i think i m already gonna dump u before even goin out with ya.

[smilestar]

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@musicmaniac

smilestar:

jassoss said “… telling some funny rated R jokes and **he was laughing at it and enjoying it, ** and then he said hold on why are you telling me all these jokes and i was like what…”

so why did she laugh in the first place at the R rated joke? instead of laughing why didn’t she just say in the first place ‘why are you telling me these jokes?’

got it?

[parissenoor]

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@ImranQ

sir today’s class is a real gem for me i’ll follow your guidelines and will make girls sweat on a off

then you don’t know about ahem…if she’s tired afterwards…you’re gonna get to the junk bin soon…remember you’re kleenex…and no good kleenex is thrown away quicker:D

[ImranQ]

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@jassoos

hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahah,

LMAO,

imran dont listen to her, she is a girl.

yes sir i em upto the task

noor, i love to be keeelx guy for few years atleast

[ImranQ]

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@musicmaniac

Imran: this is only a way to get into a desperate gals pant.

mam r u desprate

[musicmaniac]

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@smilestar

jassoss said “… telling some funny rated R jokes and **he was laughing at it and enjoying it, **and then he said hold on why are you telling me all these jokes and i was like what…”

so why did she laugh in the first place at the R rated joke? instead of laughing why didn’t she just say in the first place ‘why are you telling me these jokes?’

got it?

o yea got it, i actually forgot wht the thread was really about

[ImranQ]

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@musicmaniac

i m not liking the sound of it. i think i m already gonna dump u before even goin out with ya.

gimme a try babe no charges for trying out

[parissenoor]

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@ImranQ

yes sir i em upto the task

noor, i love to be keeelx guy for few years atleast

omg the kleenex is so used and full of holes after few years …

a kleenex is disposable…used few times and then garbage…ahem

so still wannabe a kleenex?

[smilestar]

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