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nahi rehney do…tum say sar dabwaoon gee to aacha thoree lagey gaa…:blush:

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chalo jiss din mera sar dukhey gaa tou tumsey mera sar dabaaney ki request karoonga, ok? :blush:

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jaisa tum chaho..:blush:

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:hoonh: trying 2 b Mola jatt :bailan:

Sooch lawo aiday which nooksaan tuada he aye kyon ke jay tooro gay te tussi he :stuck_out_tongue: Sohni tuaday kool aye .. so :wink:

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hain? :konfused:

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:smack: pahlay mola jatt hoon polay badsha :mad: Apnay matlab noon kurri khand de purri ban jaway to sona tha mager munda ager yahi kaam karay to kya karen :konfused:

feel free to solve this problem.. dude do some math!! :snooty:

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oye dudi :blush: please urdu mein bata do, mujhe tumhari punjabi samajh nahi aa rahi :frusty:

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Main ne koyi dunya se alag thalag aur nayi punjabi boli hai jo aap ki samaj se balater
hai ? :hoonh:

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Bohat assan se baat hai.. aap ne Kaha:

"jee nahi, assi asaani naal haar nahi man-ni please do dilaan nu aketha kar deyo naa sohny di shaadi mahiwal naal kar deyo, janama daa saath aaey inna da "

Hum ne kaha : trying 2 b Mola jatt

"Sooch lawo aiday which nooksaan tuada he aye kyon ke jay tooro gay te tussi he Sohni tuaday kool aye .. so :wink: "

Janab "Sony " yani sohni to aap rakhtay hain.. iss hissab se ager aap ko humare computer se apnay computer ke Bayah ka itna shooq araha hai to hath se to app ke niklay ga na :wink: zahir hai sohni mahewal ke sath jay gi mahwal to sohni ke sath nahin na (ya ghar damadi ka shooq hai) :hoonh:
aur molla jatt iss liye ke aap request nahin kar rahay barkeen maar rahay hain :hehe:

aab second explanation :

Bhi jaab aap ne dekha ke yahan to aap ka plan ulat ja raha hai to aap hain? kar ke bachnay ki fiker mein giraftar howay jiss ke liye hum ne kaha :

“pahlay mola jatt hoon polay badsha Apnay matlab noon kurri khand de purri ban jaway to sona tha mager munda ager yahi kaam karay to kya karen”

Ke pahlay to aap mola jatt ki tarah tariyan laga rahay thay jaisse sohni mahwal na milay to aap sab tahassnahass he kar dayen gay aur aab bholay bann rahay hain.. misaal hai ke larki apnay matlab ke liye mithi hojati hai aur jab yahi harkat larka karay to kya kahna chahaye :konfused:

Now u have the thesis do the rest ur self :hoonh:

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^ :smack: hahahahahhahaha :rotfl:

lagta hai aapko confusion hogayi hai :konfused:

Sohny = Irem’s daughter or computeri :halo:

Mahiwal = My son or computer :halo:

tou sohny IREM k ghar sey rukhsat hogi aur MEREY ghar aaey gee, ab samajh aayi ya pahley wali bhi gayi :konfused:

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:smack: abhee tak umeed lagayay baithay ho !samdhee jee :halo:

a no is a no is a no :stuck_out_tongue:

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two negative statements = a positive statement? :konfused:

hi !(!samdhan jee) :blush:

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:rotfl:

fittay mooh !!!samdhee jee :smiley:

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ab samdhi aagey sey SMARTER nikla tou jalan hui kia :hoonh: aur moun tou mera fit hi hai :blush:

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Haaa … :hoonh: fittay moon ye kya khach mari :smack: aur confusion mujhe nahin aap ko hoyi hai :stuck_out_tongue: jo anjananay mein kahna kya chtay thay kah kya balkay kar kya gaye :hoonh:

:hehe:

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Waise how many sons u have? :konfused:

Psssittt… No hard feelingz or do not take anything personal :slight_smile:

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meney sahi kaha hai, tumney hi ghalat parha hai :bailan:

p.s. mera sirf aik hi beta hai, mahiwal, jo irem ka damaad ban-ney wala hai :blush:

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Jee nahin jee nahin.. :bailan: akhir haar mana hum ne be nahin sikha :snooty: aap ne likha he iss tarah se tha ke kissi aik ko nahin “baitay” ( or may be “baitiyan” )rakhnay wali tamam “moazaz khawateen” se mukhateeb hain.. :snooty: aap he dobra ghorr karen.. :hoonh:

Ps.. Acha acha mubarak ho :smiley: