Re: Someone breaks into your home. What to do?
I will concede the point on the bunny slipper mode of attack. As it happens, I think I am in need of a new pair of Homer Simpson toe-huggers. In the meantime, this, alas, means that the single defense weapon I am left with is my exceedingly sharp wit. Should I catch anyone on my property without my permission, I can pretend to disarm him with a pithy aphorism, beat him up with an acerbic observation on his sartorial accoutrements, and then swiftly immobilise him with a strongly worded letter to The Times.
But on further reflection, I might be partial to a good set of knives, however. I’m not too sure of my aim, so some target practice is in order, I think.