Re: Someone breaks into your home. What to do?
Weapon of choice: cast iron skillet
Attack mode: against the back of the intruder’s head, followed by a herculean kick in the twigs and berries to render him immobile and then proceed to go for the kill by pushing his teef down his thorat by jamming my bunny slipper donned foot into his mouth.
Post-attack courtesy: I will be polite to put his teef in a doggy bag and give it back to him.