Re: So People, What Are You Wearing?
What?! Are you a girl?! 
You’re doing it wrong. Its boxer shorts and no shirt.
Those glasses are just wannabe-hipster-fake-frames. My eyesight is 20/20. I can wank all day, errday mate!
Wait, that came out wrong.
Oops, I shouldn’t have spurted out the word came.
Ugh, I just did I again.
No, I don’t mean the wanking, I mean the innuendos!
I give up.