So I ask a Girl out for the first time

Re: So I ask a Girl out for the first time

ya bro...if she is intrested then i might get a call by this weekend

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Nah, Chintu you did everything wrong.

What a woman needs this day and age, more than ever, is a man who knows how to boss her around. You know, a man's man. A guy who makes up his mind, and sticks to it. Gotta be agressive, a little violent, a little crass, girls love that sorta stuff.

Next time go up to her and say the following:
Hey B*tch! Me and you at the zoo, this weekend.

girl: No thanks.

Chintu: Say what? Its not a question foo'; iz a COMMAND!

girl: i dont think so!

Chintu: :slap her: I didnt ask you to think fool. Ill pick you up at 1.

Thats how you do it man. In the 21st century, thats how its done. Iknow. I saw on tv.

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^^ yaar jail bhejne wale kaam bata rahe ho. I wont even get bail.

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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

chintu that might work. try it.

Make sure you give us details of what happens after. ok???

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Nah, try the traditional way instead.

Show up to her house with your parents and allow them to boast about how great of a student you are.

That works. I saw it in an indian movie.

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:rotfl: lolz.. Zoo :smack:

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yaar parents in india. usko india kaise le ke jaon ab.

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koi baat nahi raja... tension nott...
tu nahi tou aur sahi.. aur nahi tou aur sahi... aur nahi tou aur sahi...

ladki aur bus dono pe jyada tension na liya kar... ek jaati hai tou dursi aati hai...

Re: So I ask a Girl out for the first time

sub advice karnay pohanch gaye hain.
jub k first time in sub ka haal is sey bhi ziyaada patla tha

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Koee aisa haal nahi thaa, aap ko kaisay pataa

In my case, it was the girl who asked me out, meray paas kahaN faltoo time thaa ask out waghera karnay ka liyay :snooty:

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yea and the whole thing came out of the bag when she completed the sentence with “bhai”

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Chintu bhai, I am sorry to hear that. Ab main yeh to nahi kahoo ga ke main aap ke dard ko samajh sakta hoo but better luck next time :)

PS - Zoo?

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Masoom bachhaa samj kay taarash kah lia hogaa:p

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:smack:

Aray woh walee laRkee nahee thee jo bag say nikaltee hai, aslee wali thee

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jee haaawn. maasoomiat tu bus Aliyish & Tariq per hi khatam hai :stuck_out_tongue:

achaaaaw. tu kia wo waali thi ji kay saamnay aap kay munh sey “kkkkkk kk kkkk” kay ilawaa kuch nikalta hi nai tha :faizy:

Re: So I ask a Girl out for the first time

She may be having it already, you should have asked if she can go to buy fishes from China town... :-)

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Bas jee Oppper walay ki deaNN hai

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so when you took her to china town & bought fish, who paid for the fish :konfused:

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You :-p

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hawyeee la yea saadgi aur yea maasoom chaihra…
aap roz mirchoon sey nazar utaara karein apni

so you took my credit card :emmy:

now where is my share of the fish :naraz: