Re: Smitten…
amir pindu is right! stop ******ng around :nono:
Re: Smitten....
are you freakin kidding me! Haram!ng around is a bad word?
As it has been said "Gaming, women, and wine, while they laugh they make men pine." And what can i say, one such woman makes me pine, lament even, for her. What can I say? I am smitten and my shields are down. The photon torpedoes are launched and i am bracing for impact.
sigh
What can i say? But the most important question is how do I woo this woman, so that she will accept my undying loyalty and unflinching affection?
We need names, shukria!
p.s. an entire thread on me.. awe!
Re: Smitten....
CM Look for someone your own age
leave the young chicks for us youngster guys
Apni Umer ka toh lehaz karo kuch
CM Bro you shoudl seriusly get Married.
Constantly doing zina and abuse of women like this is not going unoticed by God.
If you are that urged. You can have up to 4 wives.
If you are worried about thier excessive demands.
Well just marry a simple type or avail one of the many poverty stricken families in pak who are deparate for any kind of rista for thier gals.
you tell such a gal to stand up she stand up, tell her to sit down she sit down... just the way u like it.
Stop Your Illegalness if ur muslim.
Ladies and gentlemen, and now we have.....
drum roll
Maulanaaa Pindiiiiii!
Dude, seriously, quit being a f'king muppet!
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Since when did I become an uncle? I am still well under the age of 27. As for love, only once my dear woman. Only once and never again. Trust me too much of a headache.
Gina whatever gave you the impression it was you? I can tell you the name of the girl. Her name is Kaki Atom Bum. What a woman!
^ Fired!
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Fired? I didn't even know I had a job....
Only once honey. What can I say I am a simple guy :D
Yeah as simple as jalebi :P
Kaki Atom Bum,this is good thread:D
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And just as sweet? :D
^ The number u’ve dialled isn’t responding at the moment, please make sure u don’t try again!
Shukria!
KAB is what u call me CM :halo: jhoot toh na bolo
Re: Smitten....
My dear you must have the necessary requirement to hold that title!