Sleeping Bt Not Married

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and some demand lot of money

What I said?

im referring to the people in that situaiton and the one in the last thread.

lets start maulvi.com and ppl can video chat with maulvi who can then do the nikah
or could that just be done on text chat or conf call..flat fee $9.95

I think you are on to something amigo

so am i

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no I wouldn't disown him (brother, dad or son). I might be a bit ewww at first but maybe try to find him a better suited companion

i am rather thinking about a reality show moulvi 911:fraudia:

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:D

I see a strategic alliance, your maulvi 911 show can star maulvis from maulvi.com and 1-800-maulvi (0800maulvi in UK)

synergies baby..i mean sinergies...

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:hehe:

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We need a catchy line something like, moulvi saves widower from certain hell, grabbed from clutches of devil.....

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dinner- $150
flowers $50
movie $25
romantic ride in a open deck stretch limo $150

1800maulvi to keep you sin free....priceless

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:smack: you know how many in this situation are going to actually going to dial 1800-my-moulvi

I think life1 jokes should be in italics

I like it :hehe:

Re: small issue

asi najaiz bachiaaN de issue solve ker rahaiN aaN, te ae, gift da issue ley aai ae!

ase enne ae wele aan

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Just a religious perspective that I want to share. For a 55 year old guy committing Zina, his family is not going to be hold accountable of his sins.

as much as I like to stay away from throwing religious rulings, I just cant help. sorry.

see thats where the moulvi comes

Thats where dude needs to find a less high maintenance chik.

But the limo… :wub:

Cant get rid of that molvi inside me. Its an old beemari.

His family is not accountable for his sins (it could be a "her" in the same age group) but if you know of this as a family member - it is your ISLAMIC obligation to ADVISE THEM TO MOVE AWAY/STOP THE ZINNA.

i was talking about moulvi 911

The maid may not have a choice, if she wants to keep her job; Pakistan doesn't exactly have the world's most stringent sexual harassment laws. The employer is not merely a dirty old man, he might well be abusing his position of power.