Shugal time- Lahories are wierd people !

abooboo · January 4, 2006, 11:26pm

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Ah! Kernul Saab is here nimself.

Yeah!! Cathedral! And the "real" one. Not one of those Church road or Cantt. ones.

Since I have bumped the thread anyway, I feel the urge to say something significant...

Ummm.... still thinking real hard...

Nyah. Forget it. Fresh out of significant thoughts.

--abooboo

Code_Red · January 5, 2006, 12:43pm

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^ so you are Vasi Hasan or his re-incrination

Any way The guy did wrote this well.. very well

Barfee · January 5, 2006, 1:13pm

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how do you know?

kernul · January 6, 2006, 11:19am

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yes, yes, that is correct....
raza bashir is full of ****. i wonder where he is right now....?

Barfee · January 6, 2006, 12:53pm

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How do we know vassi isn’t full of ****?

kernul · January 6, 2006, 1:17pm

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yeah, true dat. although i never said vasi is not full of ****. but then, maybe we’re talking about different people? you’re talking about vassi and i’m talking about vasi. then there’s vasi hasan and vasi hassan… pretty confusing if you ask me.

i think they’re all full of tatti (sh-t gets changed to ****), i reckon i wrote that thing!!

abooboo · January 6, 2006, 10:11pm

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Re Code_Red: No, I am not Vasi. He isn't far though. ;-)

Identifying the original writer of that piece shouldn't be difficult. The style is very... errr... characteristic. Ask any pretenders to write a paragraph about a selected subject. Readers of this thread should be able to judge for themselves.

Re Barfee : What?!

--abooboo

MYwish · January 7, 2006, 3:05pm

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thats hilariopus... and so true,, i remeber all the 2funfairs" in islamabad.. and running into the same crowd from froebels. alta vista and all..... whioever wrote it has a very good observation and an even better sense of humor.

kernul · January 7, 2006, 4:17pm

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yes, yes. thank you, thank you... you're all so kind.
i'll be here all week, make sure you tip your waitress....

kernul · January 7, 2006, 4:18pm

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yes, yes. thank you, thank you. you're so kind ...
(i'll be here all week, make sure you tip your waitress).

MYwish · January 8, 2006, 2:59pm

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kernul: tussi kon?

kernul · January 9, 2006, 12:17am

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Oye, assee butt 'onay aaN!!

MYwish · January 12, 2006, 1:44pm

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big butt ior a small one?

kernul · January 12, 2006, 10:00pm

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big or small, it doesn't matter, although butt's are usually big - i think it goes with being a butt. we are really straying from the rightous path here, or the thread... have we figured out who/where funguy is? and what i want to know is, where did this Lahore piece come from?

suroor_ca02 · January 13, 2006, 4:20pm

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Code_Red:

THE VIBES:
( Girls don’t take is seriously, its all humour.
Guys ! note down the tips in your palmy/lapy, they might come in handy some day )

It’s really weird. You’d think that in a country like Pakistan dating,
or any kind of contact with the opposite sex would be
impossible…Well, it is! But that doesn’t stop anyone from having
their own little Indian movie. I guess you can definitly blame the
Indian movies for doing this to our fine young generation.
How you get a girl is very complicated and by no means easy. The first
step is to find one. Easier said than done. It’s not like everybody has
high standards or anything…There just aren’t any. Some people would
do anything! As long as it moves. There are lots of ways you can find a
girl. You can go to the market and “be cool”. Once a girl looks at you,
you can be pretty sure she “wants you”. That’s all you need. Just one
little look and she’s “your’s”. Once she lets you know that she “wants
you”, you must be at the same spot at the same time everyday so she can
see you again. Then you start riding by her house, blaring your loud
horn. It’s even better if you have a car with a loud horn. Having a
friend with you is optional. This stage usually takes about 3 months.
After that, depending on the girl, she’ll begin to come out on the
terrace/window/gate and give you a nasty look. Don’t be disappointed,
that’s a good sign. There’s no way you can expect any girl to give you
smiles that easily. So she’ll give you nasty looks and turn away as soon
as she sees you coming. A month or two like that and then you must “make
the first move”. Now things usually work out really good for these
“Phunds” (Literal translation: Male Bee) All those months riding by her
house and you can be sure that you attract attention from more than just
that girl. Chances are there are other Phunds in that nieghbourhood who
have worked on her and fallen short. Birds of a feather flock together-
or peck each other’s eyes out. But in order to make this simple I’ll
assume that there is no blood shed. That’s a big assumption because you
have to be very very lucky if you find a girl without having to kill
somebody. Anyway, this other Phund gets to know you and you become
friends in that period. (very unlikely, but I want to make this
explanation less complicated than it already is)
Usually a first move is throwing a “Perchee” (Piece of paper with your
phone number on it) to her.

IMPORTANT: Never ever look back and and see if she picks it up or not.
If you do that she’ll probably tear it up in front of your eyes or stomp
it in the ground.
Or you can get her number by your new found Phund friend or get it from
the line man (50 Rs. should do it!) You can try calling her but she’ll
never talk to you-What do you think she is? A whore? If you’ve been
doing everything right so far, she’ll call you. She won’t tell you who
she is, she’ll probably say she just dialled a wrong number and since
she is bored she’s gonna do you a favour and talk to you for a second.
Good! You are almost there! Now everything depends on you. How long you
get her to say that she is the girl that you have been working on for 6
months now. Once you get that out of the way, you can be sure that
she’ll call you at every opportunity she gets. Now you’ll have endless
converstions on the phone with her, through out the day and the night.
Day in, day out. Convincing her to see you is very hard. If you are
really good she’ll probably let you pick her up from her school/college
and drop her off. If you can keep your
hands/tongue/other-offensive-but-extremelly-fun-bodyparts off her,
she’ll see you again. But this is where I stop my explanations. Good
luck!
Like I said, I assummed a lot stuff here. There are other extremelly
intricate and sensitive issues you have to watch out for. Like how you
handle the Phund- If you don’t handle it correctly you could get hurt.
If you don’t handle the line man correctly he’ll never give you the
number (Hint: Pretend you don’t want it and you don’t really care! Don’t be aloof either!)
All things said and done, don’t underestimate the girl. She’s probably
300 times more harmonal than you ever will be!

THE OTHER ALTERNATIVE:

If you think that you can’t do all that for a girl then you can just
wait till some girl who’s bored out of her skull calls you. They have
been known to do that. This is how it works out:
Somebody spends 6 months on a girl but it doesn’t turn out to be the
most successful thing ever. During that 6 months that guy probably gave
that girl his number fifteen hundered times. If the girl isn’t
interested you can be sure that she won’t call. You can also bet your
right ball that she’ll give that number to her friend and that friend
will ,someday, get bored and call you. If you can be interesting enough

(Don’t mention any hands/tongue/other-offensive-but-extremelly-fun-bodyparts to her) she
might even call you again. This thing pretty much follows the same
format except she is calling you. But that doesn’t mean you can be
aloof…You have to pretend that it’s no skin off your nose if she
doesn’t call you again, but at the same time you have to make it
absolutly clear that you’ll die if she doesn’t call you. It is
confusing, I know, but that’s how it works. Thalay to lagnaa paRta hai
naa (Literal Translation: You have to attach yourself underneath
her…This is just a literal translation). GaRee upper uthanay kay
liyay juknaa to paRta hai. (Literal Translation: You have to bend over
to get the jack under the car).
Good way to meet people (Prospective bachee/bachaa) is through your
friends who have already been through the Khoaree process and know other
people who are going through it.

Before I wrap this up, let me tell you about where you might wanna go if
you take her out. Forget all the places on my food page. Not unless you
want 700 people staring at you (makes food drop out of your mouth) There
are some discreet (but nice) eating places in Defense, screw the food,
you want privacy. Olives in Defense used to be good for that but there
are way too many people there now. It’s still good if you go there in
the afternoon. Don’t go there after 7 p.m if you don’t want to run into
your favorate Khala and her 200 little kids.

There are some good places in Gulberg (Omega Center, I think) some
psuedo Italian restaurants. Don’t go there after 7 p.m. either, not
unless you want to run into your favorate Phuppo with her 200 little
kids. It’s pretty safe to go anywhere in the afternoon (Except Copper
Kettle where Khoaar people go to hunt down “dates”) At night, it’s
better just to drive around in the car.
This is getting way to long and I don’t think there’s anyway I could
tell you everything about this extremelly complicated “Bachaa/Bachee”
deal in Lahore. Good luck, have fun

wow, pataying a larki can be such a process of paparh bailna, i never knew

ghuLail · January 16, 2006, 1:58pm

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the everyone-knows-everyone and vibes business is supposedly the worst in Quetta. the party crowd is smaller, and they do know like ‘everyone’ over. thats why the best place for the scene is still karachi, pormises anonymity to people and is more relaxed. this article pretty exagerrated, and funnliy does not look as if its written by an insider. i am pretty good at telling the difference. come on this smartass’s knowledge is restricted to ‘phone calls’, and cant even name a proper restaurant. Gulberg kaa naam toa har koi float kar laita hai.“screw the food, you want privacy” oo lalala lalala

ghuLail · January 16, 2006, 1:58pm

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MYwish · January 16, 2006, 3:21pm

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^ dil par lainay ki kia zarorat hai. It's not exactly a crusade against the 'insiders' you see.

kernul · January 16, 2006, 5:47pm

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hehe - haN bhaee, dil per mat lo...nobody's questioning your ability to go beyond the phone calls.

as for karachi, i'd say its worse than lahore. depends on what you call karachi, cause if its clifton-defense, which it usually is, then your social scene would be restricted to the 13-strong incestous crowd - hardly the booming social scene you're making it out to be. there's french beach, and there's the ****ty club-night...and er, thats about it.

ghuLail · January 16, 2006, 8:32pm

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^haha, why r u bringing my abilties into this.i have enuff mental ability to know a real insider wouldnt even bother commenting on this.
all i am saying that if i am going to hear stoires abt party scences it might as well be from poeple actually part of the crowd, than from some people who are 'just friends' with them.
otherwise dont bring in the detail, sounds awfully like pcg's stories. faltoo ki detail, and if you really look into it, all it its full of, is smartassy comments on when to call, not to call, how to call, how to feel when calling, how not to fell when calling, how to call and yet not call, how to not call and yet call, and how make it look u called and not call, when to sit under olives, when not to sit under olives.