Your telling me that other then the color red nothing else should be visible on the sheets? It's a mixture of fluids that haldi is able to imitate (ie sweat, bodily fluids, other stuff), That way the sheets look really authentic. Please think before asking next time.
seriously?
wtf?
I thought he made some good points. Has post had a certain...Martha Stewart-esque charm to it.
My friend told me a story about a tradition in his pind in Pakistan, After the night of the marriage the dirty bloody bed sheets would be hung up high for all to see as evidence of a virgin, he also told me his grandma had a collection of soiled bed sheets of her DILs to prove to people the girls her boys married were virgins.
No man, just mix some haldi, shimla mirch and garaam masla in water and pour in the middle of the sheets, the garaam masla mimicks the smell, shimla mirch for light blood coloring, and haldi to make it look authentic.
Darling make sure that you wont sit on that mixture wearing a white payjama - Or people will suspect it coming from your behind rather then the chick :D