Women don't really know what they want but they'll pretend they do and make the guy feel like an idiot for not knowing.
They never say what they really mean ie they speak in code eg
man : "what would you like for your birthday"
women: " oh nothing honey" which really means of course I want something and it better be good.
I notice there’s a disproportionate number of women admitting to the shortcomings of our gender relative to the men. So here’s a failing on behalf of the men:
Men are not as self-deprecating or critical of themselves as women are
1) We can be too prideful
2) We are generally pigs compared to women but that's really the fault of women for not holding us to higher standards :)
3) We're always looking for sex. Always
4) We'll remember that Michael Jordan averaged 43 points a game in the '93 NBA Finals against Phoenix but we will forget things like anniversaries and birthdays. Seriously, I rely on Facebook