shoot me..

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mere paas extra special weapons hain jo kissi ko kahein peh bhi dhoond leti hain
saamne ao verna aur pashtao geh :hoonh:

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pehla Jurm samaj kar maaaf kar diya jaiay Judge-ni Sahiba :teary1:

jis jis nay shoot hona hay :blush:

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order order
mere court room mai mai baat kerti houn
ab IS sahib batain zara keh aapke paas kiya vaja hai yeh jurm kerne kah
:hoonh:

sur kissi ko shoot kerne ki koshish ki to umer qaid saza hoi ghi

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:cb: Go sidz.. go sidz.. go sidz..

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mai nay rough kab khaila ami ji :crying:

aap baishak apnay extra-super-secret weapon nikaaal lian liken wo sab meray is :bailan: ka muqaabla nahi kar saktay hain :snooty:
sofay k peachay chupnay wala icon

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:omg:
i am in a proper cafeite flooding mood today
pata nehi konsa bhoot sawar hai

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darpouk kain kah :mocking:

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IS bhaiii… zara saamnay aayen to sahi.. :frowning: mein kuch nahin karoongi..

crosses her fingers behind her back

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mai kesi k b extra special weapons say nahi darta mathay say pasina saaf karnay wala icon
mai samnay nahi aon ga sofay say nikal kar almari mai chupnay wala icon

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:woho: hehehe..

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2 larkiun seh darte sharam nehi ati :hoonh:

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oooooooooo maine bhi kerna hai
:woho:

:rotato:

:phati:

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:omg::omg:

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ik plat chikan pulaoo sath mai raaieta and ik pepsi lien thandi honi chaiay

Ji mai nay pehli post mai parha tha k koi shoot hona cha raha hay :bummer: mnai nay socha k mai he yea naik kaam kar doon
wesay b mai naiki kar k darya mai dhaal daita hon
and to darya b taqreeban bar chuka hay meri naikiyooon say :blush:

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mai darhpuk nahi hon thar thar kampnay wala icon

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kia mera dimagh kharab hay jo mai apnay baaal noochwanay k liay aap k samany aaoon :snooty:
almari ko kundi lagaing

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omg.. :omg: you crack me up IS bhaii.. hahaha..

aapke kab itnay baal hain ..:halo: mein to kuch nahin karoongi..:mocking:

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:bailan: for making fun of the judge

acha?
itni dher sari naikian ki hian aapne? :hoonh:

MR IS you have not anwered the questions posed to you by this court
i sentence you to 4 smilestars and 2 bailans

:smilestar: :bailan:
:smilestar: :bailan:
:smilestar:
:smilestar:

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oh oh .. and a :tamatarr: !!

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nahi bilkul b nahi ati :stuck_out_tongue:
agar ik larhki say darna hota to phir b banday ko kuch sharam ati liken 2 larhkiyoo balkay larhaaaaka machine say darna banday ka haq banta hay :blush: