Re: SHOCKED...PLEASE GET ME A GLASS OF GIN
Gin isnt haraam in london
its halaal here
Re: SHOCKED…PLEASE GET ME A GLASS OF GIN
I’ve been found out 
No, please! Don’t hang me! 
Re: SHOCKED...PLEASE GET ME A GLASS OF GIN
was she wearin' pink fluffy clothes with sparkling hair-band on her head or funny lookin pink panther as a hair clip ?? did she has a tail?
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yep she has a tail but she rolls it up neatly and puts it in her jeans back pocket
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HAHAHAHHHAHAHA
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Phatima... I dont want you to wonder off by yourself..
i mean what if you got run over ...cafe is quite a way away from the world of affairs ... and why do you need to know about affairs..you are too young
wait till you are fourty five years old
Re: SHOCKED…PLEASE GET ME A GLASS OF GIN
It’s okay LD, I made sure to look both ways before crossing the road. 
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^ then ill ask y does the CHICKen cross the road 
?
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why are you so shocked
Phatima makes it business to tell peopel she has a tail
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I don’t have a tail..
it’s a backbone…Miss Daisy. 
Do you know what that is?
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nope a back bone is what vertebrates have
you are a pink panther and EVERYONE knows they are Invertebrates..like slugs but they have noses and tails
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If I didn’t have a bacbone then I’d just be a big old glop of pink..
wait…
okay so maybe I am an invertebrate!
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I hope youre not that pile of glurp I just stepped in!
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Okay, Misses Daisy…what’ve you got against me learning a little?
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ive got alot against it
I want you to be the sweet lil pinkness that you always were
and going to teh forum of world affairs is going to turn you into a cynical old woman like mee
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eekh … well I surely wouldn’t want that :yukh: (hehe jk 
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I just wanted to know where all the money is coming from, that’s all. 
Re: SHOCKED...PLEASE GET ME A GLASS OF GIN
the money comes from teh money tree which grows in teh sheik of Dubais back garden, its watered with the tears of the phoenix bird
and the sheik spends each evening pinching the bird to make it cry, to make the money grow to be harvested every june and november as the tree is a biannual tree
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See, this is why I didn’t post the question in the Cafe