She took over your bed

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I'd 1st politely whisper in her ears. "You're sleeping wrong, which will just get you a neck twitch in the morning, hurry up and flip back"

If she doesn't and instead decides to smile carelessly while I'm losing sleep then I'd move on to pinching her harmlessly till she flips back to her own predefined space (I'll make my wife measure the amount of space she needs the 1st night she decides to take over MY bed) of course I'd try hard not to let her catch me red handed. But yes, I'll get the job done in my own sneaky little ways and without worrying about my scrumptious little serving in the morning.

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omg, how it is possible?

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Nobody is bothered by snoring? Why is that not a grounds for divorce? Is it because love conquers even the nose trumpet? See, this would bother me more so than the bed hogging. I'm a light sleeper and wake up easily. :(

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I would go sleep on the sofa :yahoo:

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Bed hogging is also other-way around. Its men who like to roll all over the bed while snoring like a hibernating bear.

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LOL. You're mean.

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Poke her or baalti bhar paani on her or better yet roll over on her.

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I was about to write the same thing .. “hug for her .. roll for you!”

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he got a big bed and then got a bigger begum .. .. there is no availability of biggest bed!

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desi tareeqa: ek adad chutki kato us kay. patakh ker ke khud hi apni jaga pe move ho jaye gi. aur poochay ke yeh chutki tumne kaati tou keh dena nahi chunti (ant) ne kaata hoga abhi mujhe bhi kaata hai.

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Buss chutki ko woh chunti samajh key thappar naa maardey. :(

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tou yehi tou usay batana hai ke chutki nahi chunti ne kaata hai.

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mager woh tum ko hi chunti samjh kar mar day to .

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^ Wohi tou. Meraa bechara gaal choonti bun sukta hai. :(

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haan yeh tou hai.

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:@: