Shame on you, Mr Khan

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Pasha, you can keep the propaganda rolling.....the polls will show what people want on election day. Good or bad result, the nation has its fate in its own hands.

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Change has begun

We want freedom from Jiyalas and Noonies Pleaseeeeeee

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I promised you one day so

سیدنا ابوہریرہ رضی اللہ عنہ کہتے ہیں کہ رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا : اللہ تعالیٰ قیامت کے دن تین آدمیوں سے نہ تو بات کرے گا، نہ ان کو پاک کرے گا، نہ ان کی طرف ( رحمت کی نظر سے ) دیکھے گا اور ان کو دکھ دینے والا عذاب ہے۔ ایک تو بوڑھا زانی، دوسرا جھوٹا بادشاہ اور تیسرا محتاج مغرور۔

Hazrat Abu Hurairah (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: Messenger of Allah SAWW said, "There are three (types of) people to whom Allah will not speak on the Day of Resurrection, nor will He purify them, nor look at them, and they will have a painful punishment. These are: An aged man who commits Zina (illicit sexual act), a ruler who lies, and a proud poor person.''
Muslim Hadith # 195

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Does this hadith apply to Bhutto, BB and Zardari?

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Don't know about them but .........
Captain asked me one day for this .

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Why you have to drag Bhuttos in every discussions who are no more alive? However Allah will not forgive three sins if ever committed by a Muslim. According to Sura Furqan (The Criterion) Aya 68:

Three things are expressly condemned:

  1. False worship, which is a crime against Allah
  2. The taking of life, which is crime against fellow creatures 3. Fornication, which is crime against self-respect, against him or herself

All above crimes are crimes against Allah, which are highly condemed in Holy Quraan.

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So list of middle class/lower class/ educated PTI leaders grow day by day

School principal
Tailor
Rickshaw Driver
Samosay farosh
Doctors
Accountants

Shame on Mr Khan :)

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N is for Khan - Adiah Afraz

Say hello to me. I am a liberal fascist and I am not amused. First of all, Imran Khan is back and he is back with a bang. Did you see his new haircut on Najam Sethi’s show? This man is up to something, I tell you, and it doesn’t look so good.

I think this is all a conspiracy to derail democracy. First they launch Imran Khan and make him popular, then God knows why they ‘un-launch’ him to make him less popular, and now they do the ultimate. They re-launch him and make him more popular.

And they say I’m the one who can’t make up my mind.

Then, as if all this launching and re-launching was not enough, now they are naming their snow storms after Imran Khan. Yes, there is a storm called Khan happening somewhere across the Atlantic, and no matter what the Weather Channel says about their love for Star Trek names, I am pretty sure this is a plot of the establishment to get rid of Zardari and launch Imran Khan. (As if Zardari was going anywhere and Imran Khan needed the launching).

I mean if they love Star Trek, they could have easily called their storm The Rehman Malik, couldn’t they?

Note to self: Must do long march about it.

Oh, but I just remembered, I don’t do long marches any more. That’s something I do when there are dictators ruling the country. Once dictators are gone, I just sit back and support drones.

I also support brand Bhutto – and why not? I love Bhutto. Yet, when other women express their love for Imran Khan, I am quick to remind them that it’s their estrogen talking.

Seriously, I do that a lot.

And I can see that it really irritates the women out of their skulls, and they want to punch my nose into my brain, and call me an undemocratic chauvinist. But then the beauty of this whole activity is that I am a liberal fascist, I operate in groups and target the polite-slash-alone types who really don’t want to fight in the middle of a conference.

The aggressive ones I usually avoid, and just use as isolated references to play the victim. And since I always have the inside information about various conspiracies backing Imran Khan, I have a special expertise in acting superior and rolling my eyes and smirking with fake sympathy at the alleged simplicity of PTI fans. They know that if they get frustrated with me, I will call them trolls; a term I use for the over emotional PTI prototype, applying it to all others the moment they say Khan.

But let me tell you my secret. These trolls are my biggest strength, because they are more emotional than rational, and more belligerent than eloquent. I am perfectly capable of understanding these traits and trace their psychological roots into their socio-economic and educational backgrounds, yet this is one academic analysis I am never going to perform. . I would sit on Twitter and make derogatory remarks about whoever supports Khan, yet when derogatory remarks are made against me, I will act indignant and cry troll.

I have my own icons in my civil society whom I worship like gods. I won’t hear a word against them and label anyone a conservative illiterate the moment they criticise them. Yet I won’t reconcile with the colossal support for an international icon and the undying loyalties he evokes amongst the masses.

I have different yardsticks to judge different people. I want Imran Khan to be a perfect angel directly imported from heaven, while I cover up the major corruption done by all the others just because they are saving democracy. I ridicule Imran Khan for changing his stance when he is candid enough to concede a miscalculation; yet I happily endorse the dishonest flip flopping of the other politicians all in the name of reconciliation.

Basically, I can be as unreasonable as any of the trolls. I just speak better English and use better words.

But please don’t confuse me with the other kinds of liberals in this country. There are many more who are less fascist and more liberal, and they are the ones who give me real heartache.

Look at Mr Sethi, for example, and the way he behaved on his show this week. I mean doesn’t he know that behind every successful politician, there is an anchorperson who doesn’t scream? So what business did he have not screaming at Imran Khan and making him look so good? Not once did he cut him short and not once did he call him a Taliban sympathiser. In fact, he did the unthinkable. He gave Imran Khan respect like respect should be given to a leader of his stature (gasp!).

Note to self: Must fly drones about it.

But still there was one thing missing from the interview and it’s called the clash of the red mufflers.

I mean once you hear that Mr S is going to talk to Mr K, the least you expect them to do is to wear their red mufflers together and put up a show. Which makes me wonder: why do they wear those red mufflers any way? Is there a secret red muffler cult and Mr Sethi is its president? Or does the ISI use the muffler to give IK his super powers? Or maybe there is only one muffler doing the rounds and they both lend it to each other to save democracy. I mean has anyone even seen IK and NS wear the same muffler in the same room, like EVER?

Which reminds me, do you know what else NS stands for, if not Najam Sethi? Go figure it out, get some perspective, and experience your ultimate conspiracy moment just like me.

The writer is a teaching fellow at the Department of Humanities and Social Sciences, LUMS. Email: adiahafraz@ gmail.com

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^ loved the satire.

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There is a match for the position
The dirtiest politician of the world
Last month I thought that **TuQ **won the match by lying live with using the name of Islam and holy prophet AS but our **Kaptan **can not remain behind . Actually he didn’t work under any other captain (As he did in cricket with his captains Asif ,Miandad and Zaheer) so he didn’t follow the TuQ .
[https://news.google.com/news/tbn/Y0s_8tGYe9IJ/6.jpg

News Pakistan](Imran Khan backs Qadri’s demands but refuse to participate in long march - News Pakistan | News Pakistan)
Tahirul Qadri ‘unpredictable’, Imran Khan in ‘watch out’ list
He is still in the world cup of the the dirtiest politicians of the world so looks he is ready to play on the pitch of establishment after failure in getting any position in coming election .
PTI calls for ECP reconstitution

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^ lol issi say Dar gayay
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Meanwhile, The Times on Monday included Imran Khan, the leader of Pakistan Movement for Justice, in “The New Power List – The 100 people to watch in 2013. The list has 10 leading personalities from the world, including Xi Jinping, China’s Communist Party Secretary General, Binyamin Netanyahu, Italian premier Mario Monti, Japan PM Shinzo Abe, Ghana President John Mahama, Venzuela President Nicolas Maduro, Mexico President Enrique Pena Nieto, US General Joseph Dunfordf and Narendra Modi, Chief Minister of Indian state of Gujarat.**

As far as the election commission is concerned it has repeatedly shown its toothless, all political parties are using public money on their election campaign and its not taking any action.

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The times and other Jews tries to promote these dirty people as they are doing in case of TuQ , The new Mirza of Qadian
Regarding election commission , What a confused statement , They trust Fakhroo Bhai but wanted to dissolve the omission
I smell that Ik is again on the path of establishment , Remember his past . Life as a puppet,
What a life
Cheeee cheeee

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^ the way people's party has governed the country, it's pretty certain who is on the establishment side. Thanks to their good governance people would again prefer a dictatorship over this cruel democratic regime.

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I knew before , And I am tell you since a year
Imran aur Zardari donon aik hain
Imran say Zardari qadray naik hay

Imran is now ready to work for Zardari
Bonga Kaptan will be a vice captain under TuQ
Zardai Eleven
http://dawncompk.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/qadri-hashmi-qureshi-pti-ppi-1166.jpg?w=116

		 				[PTI leadership calls on Qadri over alliance, ECP](http://dawn.com/?p=3170935)
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Gharib Pakistanion ka Inqalabi leader

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^ dude where do you get such pictures?

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^ Its called obsession! :hehe:

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Sanu vi lay chal naal way
way babu sohni gaDi walaya :smiley:

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The most dirty politics
Trying to get something from this ,this way

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/537690_629720027055193_1641467983_n.jpg

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^^ Shame on you Mr Khan for visiting Christian families?