Say anything on ur mind right now!!!

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story:
1) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
3) And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.

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^heheheheheeh :smiley:

I mgith use one of those lines in my sig very soon…ijazat hai? :halo:

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you have to ask ahmadjee, i stole his joke. :smiley:

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another ahmadjee special
:(

SOMETIMES...

Sometimes...
when you cry,
no one sees your tears.

Sometimes...
when you are in pain,
no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes...
when you are worried,
no one sees your stress.

Sometimes...
when you are happy,
no one sees your smile.

But fart just ONE TIME...!

--> :D

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LOLLLL :rotfl: :rotfl:

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danny :bailan:

jow do u know that some1 is in pain :slight_smile:

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bhen di !

sowwie people !

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by ahmadjee.

The doctor took his patient into a room and said, "I have some good news and some bad news."

The patient said, "Give me the good news first."

"They're going to name a disease after you."

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Danny r u bored :hoonh:

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:hmmm:

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i need a glass of water.. but i dunt feell like getting out of my bed..

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pak won the match,.........i love asif,.............i miss afridi,............my legs r hurtin,...................y are sum ppl so arrogant?,....................dey need banging up,..trats