Satire:Fans hit by "next tour" virus epidemic (TSN)

Sohaib · May 9, 2005, 5:44pm

Re: Satire:Fans hit by “next tour” virus epidemic (TSN)

GreenAadmi:

Prof MiggyLal was able to prove that the monkeys, when exposed to high levels of stress ( e.g. watching current ODIs between West Indian and South Africa), exhibited many symptoms of this virus such as biting innocent humans (such as Prof MiggyLal) and reading books on particle physics.

** Prof. MiggLal refused to comment on rumors that he now eats bananas, while hanging upside down on his washing line at home] **

This had resulted in sleepless nights and him registering no less than 20 teams in Fantasy cricket! As a result, he also found himself cheering for every unknown player from Bangladesh and Chad -

He claimed that not taking Shoaib was a mistake and Sushmita meant nothing to him -

**Wasim Bari. In a press statement ( to the press) he insisted that all was under control and that the team would board the right plane but warned, that should things get out of control with the team, he would not hesitate to take harsh measures such as sending Taufeeq Umar to join the team **

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Nice GA, as always!