jeo to shaan say, 
I love mushkil kaam, asaan kam to sab hi kar laitay hain 
Now can I learn some ? 
kaun si movie dakhi ha itni bari bari batein 
wasay kaun sekha raha ha app ko
ahem… batain to ham hamesha hi bari kartay hain ji… aur kiyoon na karain
movies to main bohat hi kam daikhta hoon…like 1 or 2 in a month wo bhi agar koi dhang ki ho tab, usually I like comedy and light movies, or max action, but serious and sad movies I hate…
‘dil walay dulhania lay jaingay’ movie ka naam hay
Punjabi kon sikha raha hay… aik kuri hay Punjaban hay
wo sikhaigi 
lekin aap Q pooch rahi hain
achaa wasay yah na ho jo punjabi ati ho wo bhi bholl jaye
aaur kai mah poch nahi sakti hn
ahem kia matlab ? yani ham kisi ungraiz say thori seekh rahay hain, aik hay punjaban unn say seekhni hay ubb agar unn ko hi nahi aati main kee karaan 
aur chupp
iss main ronay ki kiaa baat hay ? 
main nay kab mana kia hay, poochain poochain jam jam poochain
agar poochaingee nahi to pata kaisay chalay ga
achaa ager punjaban ha tu ati ho gi na
pujabhi boltay kitnay funny lagtay ho
waisay hay to punjaban hi, par I have doubt kay waqi kaheen meri pujabi bhi na bigar jayay
oye main tanno ko funny lagta pya hoon ? 
main kia O Billiii ji tusi nay meri punjabi abhi vaikhi hi kidhar hay… aisi punjabi duda hoon kay punjabi bhi chakkar kha jaatay hain
aisay -->- :rotato:
agar tanno ki bhi sikhni hay to mannu dasso… sikha dianga tannu ko bhi
uff thak gayaaa…
dont listen to these kinda songs®
tusii pleeej na bolo pujabi
aii keri kisam di pujabi bolday ho tussi pujnabian becharayan nay tay chaker khnay hi hain na:mocking:
nai ji mah koi nahi sekhni taday ko punjabi bari mehrbani
mari punjabi bhut achii hai
oyeee choop karo oye… 
satiya naas…
mennu ki punabi da majaak ura rahay ho 
bachoo asi punjabi dasangaa kay… hosh urh jaingay par kisi ko samjh na ayigee (khud mujhay bhi :D)
aur … chakkar to wo hamain daikh kar khatee hain ji 
lol
:chaker tu dar kay bhi a jatay hain na
jao apni punabi apnay pass hi rakhoo 
darrrrr ??? ooh haan bicharnay ka dar na milnay ka darr
jao jao aap ko kon sikha raha hay punjabi, aur na hi ham aap say seekh rahay hain aseen tay ik kuri punjaban kol sikh rahay hann tusi jao ji
jao jao seekho seekho
kahan jaoon ? jaoon ?
soch lain… this is the you letting me to go, and allowing me to learn phir baad main khuch na kehna
ji ji mah nay kai kahna ha jao aur seekho
jab a jaye na tu baat karna mugh say
The man is trying to sound feminine.
theek hay bachooo jaraha hoon… main waqi jaraha hoon… arrey roko to theek hay main Billoo say sekhnay jaraha hoon
aur seekhnay kay baad aap say q baat karoon? usi say na baat karloon ?
jaoooooooo
koi nahi rokay ga
kia zamana aagay hay 
koi rokta bhi nahi … main waqi chala jaoonga
ok… lemme give you some time to think… lets say 3 miniutes
now start counter…
1.000 second…
1.001 second…
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1.003 seonds… roko to…
tusssi gaye nahi
jaooo wiiiiiiiiiiiiii