Sania Mirza and Shoaib Malik marry days after divorce

yamahaguy · April 12, 2010, 9:55pm

She will be wearing her wedding dress in the court and display stains of her wedding night…I hope Indian media catches hold of her.

Hubnubs · April 13, 2010, 7:07am

Ha ha, i love the name of the operation!

Why was the mehr so much? is it some kind of security so shoaib cant divorce her? Eeek, he better start playing cricket again. nahi tau kangla hojaye ga!

A lot of people are saying that this shaadi wont last, why do they think that?

Also, i still cant get over the fact that maliks family dont get much coverage, nor are they shown celebrating or even smiling---why????

Ms.Bholi_Bhali · April 13, 2010, 7:26am

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^^^^mehr is not given at time of divorce... it is supposed to be a gift from groom to bride... and should be given at nikah time.

I think it will last... they have gone through the worse they could just 10 days before shaadi. i dont think any other girl would have survived it...... if it was an arrange marriage. i am sure they know eachother enough.

ya i agree, about his family being ignored..... they are sidelined through out!!!.... i was thinking keh agar ayesha siddiqui na aati darmian main tu shaed shoaib malik ko bhi itni coverage na milti!. ..... Pakistanis in general are shy from media.... and thats what i figured out about his family. but they should be given coverage. ...... wisaye hummare media ka bhi kasoor hai.... sania mirza keh pichaye hi pare hain!! .... if shoaib was marrying some other girl... even from india.... our channels wouldnt have hyped it. aab thore din phele asif ki bhi hoi hai shaadi!!

GoldenAsif · April 13, 2010, 12:23pm

Well they are married now. The nikah has been performed

All the best to Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza

Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza married days after divorce | Metro.co.uk

GoldenAsif · April 13, 2010, 12:47pm

waleedhbk · April 13, 2010, 11:49pm

Re: Sania Mirza and Shoaib Malik marry days after divorce

May ALLAH keep their jodi salamat AMeen

Ms.Bholi_Bhali · April 14, 2010, 2:38am

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Ameen!

FairyTale · April 14, 2010, 7:38am

Astaghfirullah. there is some limit to insult someone. you dont know any limits.

*Shrugs with the thot of talking to someone like u in real life.

PyariCgudia · April 18, 2010, 5:11pm

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A Reluctant Mind: An open letter to Ayesha Siddiqui

Dear Ayesha,

First of all, let me congratulate on you on your impending divorce. People usually commiserate at an event like this one but I know you have fought long and hard for it and you totally deserve all the accolades for having won this battle, as the kids on internet forums say; EPIC!

You are a miracle worker. You have mastered the art of doing impossible things and that too effortlessly. Let me tell you why I believe that you are the smartest Indian woman ever.

First of all, what started off as a blitzkrieg news session on romance of Shoaib Malik & Sania Mirza soon turned into the saga of Shoaib Malik and Ayesha Siddiqui. Every PR firm in India and beyond should be queuing outside your doors to sign you up. You have managed to become the most talked about Indian, nay, South Asian in a very short span of time with doing much. All you had to do was produce a doctored photo (even an organization as virtuous as “Times Now” had to put the disclaimer on their website that they cannot prove the authenticity of the photo) and viola – a person as famous as Sania Mirza was relegated to the back and all of a sudden, it was all about you. Did Shoaib marry Ayesha or not? Did they sleep together or not? Have they made a child together or not? Heck, you even managed to drag a fellow Hyderabadi Mohammed Azharuddin into it and he was so scared of you (rightly so) that he claimed not to have known any Siddiqui family ever. After three days of this hoopla, people started asking, who is this Sania Mirza again. Now who else but you could have done THAT?

People thought that only skinny skanks in their twenties with their big hair and flawless skin stand a chance as serious gold diggers but you have proven them wrong. If rumors are to be believed you are at least ten years older than Shoaib, you probably weigh a 100 pounds more than him, you sport nerdy glasses and wear a black burqa and you still manage to snare him to sign the dotted line – twice – first on the marriage contract and then on the divorce papers. I am sure you must have made some decent amount of money (some say its 40 million Indian Rupees) in the process as well. Once again, you have accomplished the impossible. If the matrimonial ads of jeevansathi.com that spring up on every Indian website are to be believed, getting hitched is big ****. You would strike gold if you start a school where you teach girls to get hitched to eligible, preferably rich and famous, men with limited intellectual capacity and raging hormones. With your proven record, mommies and daddies will line outside your door with bags full of cash to get enrollment in your program. Your intelligence will make so many mommies and daddies and their not so comely girls very very happy.

Baji Ayesha, your ‘mahanta’ knows no boundaries. In this awful economy, you have even created business opportunities for some folks. With your allegations and counter allegations, bookies have started betting on the odds of Shoaib and Sania ever making it to the altar. If you manage to delay the wedding, even by one day, you will be making a lot of people happy – and richer – who have actually put faith in your abilities and betted against the wedding.

Your magic does not only work in India, it spreads it bounties across the border as well. You are so good that you have managed to get a totally useless Apa Firdaus Aashiq (our minister for Family Planning) to work, at least for one day. Her ministry is pretty useless (you can tell that by the number of children being born every second in Pakistan without any planning) but even she jumped in and said that she will present Shoaib and Sania Mirza a family planning kit. She can now claim that she has performed her duties as the minister for at least one day in her tenure.

You have also given the opportunity to extremely farigh PML-N workers in Multan to stage a protest against the FIR you lodged against Malik and provided them with a chance to vent their misplaced anger.

Who would have thought that people in India and Pakistan would ever see eye to eye on anything but you have forced “Save Indian Family Foundation”, a men’s rights organization, in supporting a Pakistani man Shoaib Malik. When you filed the case against Shoaib Malik under section 498A of Indian penal code, Save the Indian Family Foundation sprang into action saying that you have misused the domestic violence act and asked that the case be removed against Shoaib as soon as possible. If only you decide to put your magical powers to use for Pakistan - India peace, who knows we may settle water dispute and resolve Kashmir issue. Imagine, millions of children in both the countries who do not go to schools because the governments are busy piling up arms will be able to get education because of that peace and you will end up as the winner of Nobel Peace Prize! You will be right there with the likes of Obama and some other old white dudes. Only you are capable of bringing food and education to millions of South Asian children Ayesha, only you.

You have broken the boundaries of fame that even Ashwariya Rai has not managed to do so. Yesterday, I was surprised to find that my Chinese Uyghur teacher who has lived in Colorado for long and now teaches in Rotterdam and does not know jack about cricket asked me the latest on the Shoaib Malik drama. Between you and Aafia Siddiqui, the name ‘Siddiqui’ is shinning so bright, I see many people taking it up in future for getting famous. Who knows, Mahesh Bhatt may end up making a film titled “There is something about Siddiquis.”

I have two other far more important deadlines to meet but I am so impressed by your brilliance and intellect, I couldn’t wait to appreciate you any longer. You do know that you are a genius.

Baji Ayesha, you rock!!!

From an ardent admirer of your craft.

PS: As per ToI news report, Shoaib had to shell out 150 million Indian rupees in the out of court settlement.

Awesome

GoldenAsif · April 19, 2010, 3:14pm

Brilliant!

GoldenAsif · April 19, 2010, 3:17pm

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A Reluctant Mind: An open letter to Ayesha Siddiqui

Dear Ayesha,

First of all, let me congratulate on you on your impending divorce. People usually commiserate at an event like this one but I know you have fought long and hard for it and you totally deserve all the accolades for having won this battle, as the kids on internet forums say; EPIC!

You are a miracle worker. You have mastered the art of doing impossible things and that too effortlessly. Let me tell you why I believe that you are the smartest Indian woman ever.

First of all, what started off as a blitzkrieg news session on romance of Shoaib Malik & Sania Mirza soon turned into the saga of Shoaib Malik and Ayesha Siddiqui. Every PR firm in India and beyond should be queuing outside your doors to sign you up. You have managed to become the most talked about Indian, nay, South Asian in a very short span of time with doing much. All you had to do was produce a doctored photo (even an organization as virtuous as “Times Now” had to put the disclaimer on their website that they cannot prove the authenticity of the photo) and viola – a person as famous as Sania Mirza was relegated to the back and all of a sudden, it was all about you. Did Shoaib marry Ayesha or not? Did they sleep together or not? Have they made a child together or not? Heck, you even managed to drag a fellow Hyderabadi Mohammed Azharuddin into it and he was so scared of you (rightly so) that he claimed not to have known any Siddiqui family ever. After three days of this hoopla, people started asking, who is this Sania Mirza again. Now who else but you could have done THAT?

People thought that only skinny skanks in their twenties with their big hair and flawless skin stand a chance as serious gold diggers but you have proven them wrong. If rumors are to be believed you are at least ten years older than Shoaib, you probably weigh a 100 pounds more than him, you sport nerdy glasses and wear a black burqa and you still manage to snare him to sign the dotted line – twice – first on the marriage contract and then on the divorce papers. I am sure you must have made some decent amount of money (some say its 40 million Indian Rupees) in the process as well. Once again, you have accomplished the impossible. If the matrimonial ads of jeevansathi.com that spring up on every Indian website are to be believed, getting hitched is big ****. You would strike gold if you start a school where you teach girls to get hitched to eligible, preferably rich and famous, men with limited intellectual capacity and raging hormones. With your proven record, mommies and daddies will line outside your door with bags full of cash to get enrollment in your program. Your intelligence will make so many mommies and daddies and their not so comely girls very very happy.

Baji Ayesha, your ‘mahanta’ knows no boundaries. In this awful economy, you have even created business opportunities for some folks. With your allegations and counter allegations, bookies have started betting on the odds of Shoaib and Sania ever making it to the altar. If you manage to delay the wedding, even by one day, you will be making a lot of people happy – and richer – who have actually put faith in your abilities and betted against the wedding.

Your magic does not only work in India, it spreads it bounties across the border as well. You are so good that you have managed to get a totally useless Apa Firdaus Aashiq (our minister for Family Planning) to work, at least for one day. Her ministry is pretty useless (you can tell that by the number of children being born every second in Pakistan without any planning) but even she jumped in and said that she will present Shoaib and Sania Mirza a family planning kit. She can now claim that she has performed her duties as the minister for at least one day in her tenure.

You have also given the opportunity to extremely farigh PML-N workers in Multan to stage a protest against the FIR you lodged against Malik and provided them with a chance to vent their misplaced anger.

Who would have thought that people in India and Pakistan would ever see eye to eye on anything but you have forced “Save Indian Family Foundation”, a men’s rights organization, in supporting a Pakistani man Shoaib Malik. When you filed the case against Shoaib Malik under section 498A of Indian penal code, Save the Indian Family Foundation sprang into action saying that you have misused the domestic violence act and asked that the case be removed against Shoaib as soon as possible. If only you decide to put your magical powers to use for Pakistan - India peace, who knows we may settle water dispute and resolve Kashmir issue. Imagine, millions of children in both the countries who do not go to schools because the governments are busy piling up arms will be able to get education because of that peace and you will end up as the winner of Nobel Peace Prize! You will be right there with the likes of Obama and some other old white dudes. Only you are capable of bringing food and education to millions of South Asian children Ayesha, only you.

You have broken the boundaries of fame that even Ashwariya Rai has not managed to do so. Yesterday, I was surprised to find that my Chinese Uyghur teacher who has lived in Colorado for long and now teaches in Rotterdam and does not know jack about cricket asked me the latest on the Shoaib Malik drama. Between you and Aafia Siddiqui, the name ‘Siddiqui’ is shinning so bright, I see many people taking it up in future for getting famous. Who knows, Mahesh Bhatt may end up making a film titled “There is something about Siddiquis.”

I have two other far more important deadlines to meet but I am so impressed by your brilliance and intellect, I couldn’t wait to appreciate you any longer. You do know that you are a genius.

Baji Ayesha, you rock!!!

From an ardent admirer of your craft.

PS: As per ToI news report, Shoaib had to shell out 150 million Indian rupees in the out of court settlement.

Excellent!

Ms.Bholi_Bhali · April 21, 2010, 2:04pm

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kya mushkill hai inn logoon ko!! why dont they leave the two alone!! :S

http://www.ndtv.com/news/india/new-trouble-for-newlyweds-shoaib-and-sania-20544.php

these mullahs are defaming Islam more!!

arafatashraf · April 21, 2010, 3:55pm

May they live happily

Deeba1234 · April 21, 2010, 4:31pm

They're moving to Dubai and who is to say it wasn't his decision just as much as hers? There's no law that says a man can never leave the country he was born in or wife must move to the country of his birth, is there?? They can live wherever the hell they like..

Anyway.. good luck to them, they make a nice couple imo.. it was v.sweet of Sania to wear her mother's red saree when she could have done designer only..

Imania · April 21, 2010, 8:25pm

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bechara Shoaib!

bhaiee hamaray bhi tou families main log shadi kar k kuch saaloun baad bahar settle ho jatay hain, hum nai tab tou kabhi shor nai machaya.

secondly, agar Saania ki shaadi kisi britain k cricketer say hoti tou kya woh england ki bahu ho jati .......... aiween ziada sentimental na hoa karain pakistani, i wonder agar shoaib ki jagah shoaib akhtar ki shadi hoti yaheen pakistan main kisi larki say to kia firdaus ashiq awan jati ya sadar aur wazir-e-azam tohfay bhaijtay, kia dohra salook hai in ka!

kakaballi · April 22, 2010, 6:11pm

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tried every bit to save the national honor!!!

coOoLBreeze · April 22, 2010, 6:46pm

This is a master piece…

yamahaguy · April 23, 2010, 1:59am

Sania proved she is a true India, she is only one who followed the Indian Preamble/pledge thats says...."All Indians are my brothers and sisters"..lol

samb · April 25, 2010, 3:47pm

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just in case someone was wondering…

Geo TV… proudly bringing gutter journalism to Pakistan since 2002.

aminas · April 25, 2010, 3:51pm

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WTH lol