Re: Sample Love Letters
Okay... This is one of the hilarious letter I ever read so far.....
Meri Piyari glori Rukhsana
Aaj double patti paan pe katha matle huwe, teri kathai aankhen both yaad aain aur Rafi ka gana ‘teri aankhon ke siwa duniya rakha kiya hai’ zaban per aan phisla. Waise to paan khane walon ke lab laal hi hote hain jin main Lyari ke Makrani bhi shamil hain, per tere labon ki laali chakkas hai. Laal Laal honton se jab tu mujhe aashiq bulati hai to mahol pur-rang ho jata hai. Iss baat per ho jae ‘tum aae to hawaon main rung sa hai’.
Log kehte hain, Ashiq teri Rukhsana badi tez hai, tujhe aur tere paan ke khokhe ko bech khae gi. Main bhi inn jal kukRon se kehta hoon’ “hum to pehle hi bik chuke hain muhabbat ke beopaar main’. Beopaar se yaad aaya, aaj kal karobar manda hai. Roz roz ki haRtalen aur ooper se Amn commety aur MQM ke bhatte. khana kharaab ho gaya hai. Suna hai shakeela ke haan agli comety teri hai. Jaan se piyari Rukhsna, baRi kaRki hai. Abbe ka to tumhe pata hai na, khookhe ki saari kamai apni jaib main daal ke le jata hai. Agar tu wo comety mujhe de do to kuch paise aur maang taang ke main aur tum iss valentine day Tando Aadam kat lete hain. Wahan apna naya khokha lagaen ge ‘Aashiq Paan shop’. Suna hai wahan bhatte ka masla nahin, apna guzara ho jae ga.
Main Raat ko Raju easyload wale se keh ke tujhe 20 rupe ka balance dalwa dunga.. phir baat karen ge apne suhane mustaqbail ki. Faqat : Tujh pe mar mitne wala, Aashiq Paan wala
