Sad but true

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Re: Sad but true

@ehsan

Reflections of our times:

Once I saw a guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, “Don’t do it!”
He said, “Nobody loves me.”
I said, “God loves you.
Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.”
I said, “Are you a Muslim or a non-Muslim?”
He said, “A Muslim.”
I said, “Me, too!
Shia or Sunni?”
He said, “Sunni.”
I said, “Me, too!
What sect?”
He said, “Hanafi.”
I said, “Me, too!
Deobandi or Barelvi?”
He said, “Barelvi.”
I said, “Me , too!
Tanzeehi or Tafkeeri?”
He said, “Tanzeehi.”
I said, “Me, too!
Tanzeehi Azmati or Tanzeehi Farhati?”
He said, “Tanzeehi Farhati.”
I said, “Me, too!”

“Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Uloom Ajmer, or “Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat?"
He said, " Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat.
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"I said, “jump and go to hell, kaafir!” and I pushed him over

i donno the ones after deobandi/barelvi