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jaise lohay ko loha kat'ta hai
jaise sonay ko sona kat'ta hai
jaise zehar ko zehar kat'ta hai
jaise heray ko hera kat'ta hai
waisey he
aik din app ko **KUTA **katay ga
lolz…gud one :k:Re: S M S ] Post impressive | Funny
I wrote it myself. I also read a familier messege like this but this is my own…
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Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
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The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
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I just sent another funny messege to my friends.......:D
**Hellllllllllllppppppppp
**God has made a new law. All the good looking people will be thrown out of this world. You are safe, tell me where should I hide.........:D
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.. i was in search of this kindda sms .. great
EMM ] oh thx .. do u love me 
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Here's one:
Hi, I'm brown, too. Marry me.
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<((((:>
I sent u this fish
as a sign of friendship
Please take care of it,
keep it in ur MOBILE.
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Daily put ur MOBILE
in Water,
So that
the fish won't die :p
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:rotato: :rotato: :rotato: :rotato: :rotato: :rotato: :rotato:
LIFE HO TO AISI
**Monday **ko Dosti
Tuesday ko Pyaar
Wednesday ko Shaadi
**Thursday **ko Barbaadi
Friday Ko Fighting
Saturday Ko Talaaq
**Sunday Ko **Rest
**Monday ko NEXT…
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** ,.,..**
**'-/. . '-',,**
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** c'./c'./-c./**
maine puppy ko bheja hai,
Jo dost mujhe SMS nahi karta
unke MOBILE pay SU SU karega!
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UDAAS HO
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YA NARAZ HO
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HOA KYA ?
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HUM MILAIN GEY
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AITBAR KARO
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AB TO MUSKRAO
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When a chicken is cooked with green palak...
You know wat would it say???
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Hum pay yeh kiss nay hara rang dala..mar dala..allah mar dala!
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wah wah
ye saari din aik hi haftay k hain
ye year change hay…
nice one
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bohot achha SMS diya aap nay
thanks
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one more...
A mobile is like a woman...
Talk's non stop,
cost a fortune,
disturbs u when u r bizi
and when u need them urgently
they have no service.
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Ab kiya karoon control nahi ho raha
bus ye last sms share kar raha hoon is k baad bus karta hoon
in sms ko bardasht karnay ka sukriya
here u go...
"Last night shaitan called me
& said that he wanted to
disturb good people.
I gave him ur number.
but he said 2 me that
"Ah! i can't disturb my BOSS"
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One more plz...
Eik porani haweli k band kamre mei dhool say bhari tasveer k peechay lagay jalay main phansi makri ki doum par baithay machar ki qasam " I MISS U YAAR"
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Oh sorry sorry josh main ghalat sms send kar diya...