ristha service

ok ok fine get me one then :stuck_out_tongue:

come on guys no need to flood relax and keep cool specially u pp7

Business dynamics ka to pata nahin…shadi hui jo nahin hai.

main kitna kamyab hoon…well abhi tak to fail he hoon…par dekho shaid koi game jald he ban jae :wink:


Life main tEnSiOn!!!

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How sharp and quick-witted of you Bootiphul Dream :smiley:

Yeh kami kaisay poori kar sakti hain…yahan anar aik (1) hai to beemar do (2)…balke kaafi saare beemar hain :smiley:


Life main tEnSiOn!!!

Thehro…abhi khabar letay hain tumhari Khan Biratharan mil kar… :smiley:

Khan Sahib…khoocha amari izat aur ghairat ko lalkarti hai yeh zanani (female)…khana kharab!

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Life main tEnSiOn!!!

Chalo jee…khatoon ne kis safai se mera patta kata hai…wazan ka bahana de kar. Main btw, aaj kal excercise kar raha hoon. Do i stand a chance now? Ouch! :jootian parne wala icon:

Bojh? Haan haan…yaad aaya…Anjuman ki last film main heroine ke liay bauhat tuf fight thi aap ki aur anjuman ki…bas woh muqable se pehle thora kha-pee par aae thi..is liay aap se jeet gai!

Qulfi ka tinka? Kya baat hai…itni beizzati? :sadme se taqreeban (80%) zameen par gir jaane wala icon:

Main qulfi ke tinke ke tarha hoon ya nahin, aap ki is baat se mera dil oos qulfi ki tarha pighal gaya hai, jis ko 15 minutes se fridge se bahar rakha hua ho!

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:smiley: j/k


Life main tEnSiOn!!!

[quote]
Originally posted by Farwa:
** aap kay liye aik perfect bandi hai meri nazar mein ;)

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In case if you have a perfect bandi then it should me who may be given a priority Farwa, but before we agree to talk further, tell me if she looks like Madhuri Dixit?;)

Awwww…thanks tons amber!

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just for you for the support you just extended to this Tinka :slight_smile:

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Good ‘take’ yar! B-)

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:khud he zor zor se khushi ke shadyane bajane wala icon aur phir yeh soch kar ke haath main dhol to hai he nahin, yakdam sharminda ho jaane wala icon:

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:ASN se aik Shadi Mubarak ka board banwane wala icon:

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:Amber ki pitae ke liay aasteenain charhanay wala icon:

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How so very sweet of you to have such kind thoughts about people. People, you need to listen to this girl and THATS all! Amber, thats really good. Plz stay that way!

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This reminds me of a chocolate biscuit ad here in which the kid sang ‘Chocolate inside and biscuit outside’ :slight_smile:

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Subhan Allah…kitna khayal hai aap ka in ko. Bari zimmadari se kaam karte hain yeh!

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*nods his head vigorously and runs away

Very hi funny te interesting te makholia thread. Yaron, take it all in good fun, okay?

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for all of us!


Life main tEnSiOn!!!

[quote]
Originally posted by proudpakistani007:
*kyon khanzada bhai daily bahar macdonolds KFC ya phir pizza hut mein dinner aur daily chockelate to khailaa dainge na....hamare sis ko...
baqqi farmaishain baad mein karahi gi..
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O bhai main kisi bakery main nahin job karta...haan i can provide tons and tons of papers if you like! :)

Bicharay 'un' ka to Game he Over ho jaega...chocolates la la kar...kam dhanda chor ka, Cadbury ke formulay ko hasil karnay ke liay chal parein gae! :D


Life main tEnSiOn!!!

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Sarkar…haath hola rakhein…hamain zinda rehne dain aur batakh watakh ki batein na karein please…mujhe quack quack karne ka dil chahta hai phir…phir na kehna saari posts main quack quack karoon ga…(reminds me of GD though! :D))


Life main tEnSiOn!!!

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Itne andazay lagati ho aap. kahin PTV ke khabarname par to nahin aatein? :smiley:

Yeh dil ke tokre to aap ne aise girain hai …koi yahan…koi wahan…jaise kise ne chips ka packet phachaak se phaar diya ho aur saarey chips bikhar gae hoon!

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Life main tEnSiOn!!!

Hmmmm…pizza hut ka to pata nahin…par tumhari itni shartein sun kar woh ‘Parey Hut!’ zaroor keh sakta hai!

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Cook? aainnn? khana pakana nahin aata…Game Over hai bhai :shadeed mayoosi wala icon: :smiley: Istari karne se to kher meri bhi jaan jaati hai

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shake-hands!

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ROFL…aur kuch reh gaya hai! :smiley:


Life main tEnSiOn!!!

waaah yaar khanzada paaeee kaun hai zara hum bhi to sunein.

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aisa “KAUN” kehta hai.

kya suno gae? Gana? qawwali? Ghazal?

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Life main tEnSiOn!!!

qawwaali neahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ghazal neaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aisa karo plain lafzon mein batao kaun hai woh kaha hey woh kab aayengi

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aahista aahista miltey hain dil sanam
:hehe:

haan to mein baat kar raha tha ke i can act as an intermediary … so anyone wants a rishta … pls raise yur hand also describe yur kinda lakri or lakra…ehm ehm ehm mujhe choor ke…sub included hain !!!

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homosapiens …near to extinction… extinct !!! only one left!!!save the last homosapien or suffer the consequences!!!

Hi Guy's,

It's getting to that time where I should start looking for that someone special (i'm 27 in Jan), but i'm kinda in a weird situation. My mum hates my dad's family and my dad hates my mum family. I don't want to start a war, all I want is someone to spend the rest of my life with.

So, I'm going to have find that special person myself. The normal way do this would be to go through friends or family, but I don't have many pakistani friends and I'm not very close to my relations.

I also travel a lot, so i'm never anywhere for very long. Which kinda leaves me in a weird situation.

Any advise?

yaar kasam say, meray main itni himmat nahi hay kay mai tumharay sab messages ka reply kar sakoun.. bass hansti hi rahi aur kuch nahi..:slight_smile:


Destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way
in order to give us something beyond our wishes

[quote]
Originally posted by Wafa:
**Koyi ladkapassand nahin aya to bass main ne na kar de namm uss ka mager jab aya to phat main ne haan kardee (oye shawa shawa shawa) batao bato destinee sharmao maat ... main hon na meray kaan main bata do :D aur ye mqer na karo ... dang!!!!!!!

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aray aray, yeh kahan lay jaa rahi ho baat ko wafa, sharam nahi aati!!!.. haan woh kyoun aye gi, woh to aap ko cchu kar bhi nahi guzri na!!!!! aap kissi ko haath kahan laganay deti ho khud ko ;)

btw, sahi bataoun.. meri sirf dosti tak hi baat rehti hay... kuch frnds hain.. jo acchay hain...lekin ab aisa nahi kay i love them and stuff... nahi nahi..yeh sab kaafi duur ki batain hain... aur mai inn sab kay kabhi nazdeek nahi jaa sakti... :) not kidding..


Destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way
in order to give us something beyond our wishes

[quote]
Originally posted by Khanzada:
** Main btw, aaj kal excercise kar raha hoon. Do i stand a chance now? Ouch! :jootian parne wala icon:**

:jooti marnay wala icon:

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Destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way
in order to give us something beyond our wishes

aap ko inn kay baray main jannay ki zaroorat nahi hay… kuch posts parhain khud hi pata chal jaye ga kai kaisay hain… khair..itnay khaas nahi… lekin aam bhi nahi hain… icon inn ka favorite word hay aur acting karna shauk…:smiley:


Destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way
in order to give us something beyond our wishes