Re: Reality
WIFE: Jub Tum DESI daru peetay ho to muje PAARO kehte ho, jub WISKY pitay ho to DARLING kehte ho, Aaj kia piya hy jo churail keh rhe ho ?
HUSBAND: Aaj main HOSH mai hun
:)......tu abhi tak Joota sar par nahin parra is liya hosh mein hay.........:D