**“BREAKING NEWS! The RATS found on a UK in-bound PIA flight have been deported back to UK through Emirates Airlines by the FIA as they did not have any valid travel documents. The RATS were arrested by the FIA at the airport and were taken to an unknown location for interrogation by agencies. Some are saying that these RATS were trying to illegally get into Pakistan to join the Baitullah Mehsud of TTP to fight against the Pakistan Army. Further investigations by MI-6 and ISI are expected to reveal the hidden hand behind these RATS. Stay Tuned!”
One of the RAT found on PIA has confessed of military training at a Taliban Camp in Afghanistan. The other RATS have also revealed their extensive terror network located in the British Underground. It has also been revealed that on earlier flights about 30 RATS have slipped through bound with explosives. Security around major cities in Pakistan has been tightened and Rehman Malik will soon be giving a statement on how these RATS are a part of destabilisation process and conspiracy against Pakistan ! "
Now there’s a thought !
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