Re: …Random Stuff…
^^ I think #6 indirectly tumhara hi zikar kar raha hai 
Yaar ye merey camrey sey bhi aik do foti chekk lena
It IS! Those songs are cheesy like this where you call the other person a fruit or drink and talk about eating/drinking him/her, I know because I have see almost all videos and have heard all songs 
Jee, aap roz mujhe gulab k phool kyon maarti hain? 