QUOTATIONS GALORE

Re: QUOTATIONS GALORE

Classic Quotes by Artemus Ward (1834-1867) American writer

**I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. **
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**I'm not a politician and my other habits are good. **
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**Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. **
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**Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? **
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**Draw your salary before spending it. **
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***My pollertics, like my religion, being of an exceedin' accomodatin' character.