Didn’t you read the FINE PRINT on the product label?
Protection TM… is not suitable for pregnant women, or those who may become pregnant, and clueless men. See your doctor to determine sound mental health prior to using protection appropriately. Side effects include nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, and a potential unwanted increase in financial expenses and world population.
For more questions, please call:** 1-800-CLUELESS**.
